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Jokes About Dogs - 68 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
We've got a great collection of dog jokes that are guaranteed to make you smile. We're really excited to show them to you! If you're a dog lover or enjoy a good laugh, get ready to be entertained and amused by these funny and witty jokes about our beloved doggie friends. There are 68 jokes in this category.
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In some ways, a dog is better than a wife. The license is cheaper, you have no In-laws, and it already comes with a fur coat.
My dog barks at everyone. Still, what can you expect from a crossbreed?
My dog is just like a member of the family. He won't do what I tell him.
Our dog is so lazy that he only chases parked cars.
What's a dog's favorite kind of pizza?
Pupperoni!
Pupperoni!
By the way, did you hear about the St Bernard that went up a mountain in a storm to take some brandy to a lost climber? They thought he was a goner because he was gone for a few days, but suddenly, he turned up again with a note around his neck. It said, 'I enjoyed the brandy very much. Can you send up the rest of the bottle?'
My brother said, 'Mum, I feel sick as a dog.'
My mum said, 'Hang on, I'll call the vet.'
My mum said, 'Hang on, I'll call the vet.'
My old man thought getting me a German Shepherd for protection would be a great idea. Can you believe it? He was an excellent watchdog, always keeping us on our toes! One evening, while I was being "held up," he just stood there and watched.
Please help me find my lost dog. Here is his description:
One eye
Three legs
Ears chewed off
Broken tail
Answers to the name 'Lucky'
One eye
Three legs
Ears chewed off
Broken tail
Answers to the name 'Lucky'
Sally: I've lost my dog.
Allie: Why don't you put an ad in the paper?
Sally: That wouldn't help. My dog can't read.
Allie: Why don't you put an ad in the paper?
Sally: That wouldn't help. My dog can't read.
A circus trainer was riding his horse around the circus ring when a little dog jumped into the ring and shouted:
'Hello, there!'
'Hello,' replied the surprised trainer, 'I didn't know that dogs could talk.'
His horse turned his head and said:
'You learn something new every day, don't you?'
'Hello, there!'
'Hello,' replied the surprised trainer, 'I didn't know that dogs could talk.'
His horse turned his head and said:
'You learn something new every day, don't you?'
Ever notice that when the doorbell rings, the dog's the first one to the door, but it's never for him?