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Here are some jokes about dogs. There are 47 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Dogs
What kind of dog wears a uniform and a badge?
A guard dog.
Jokes About Dogs
What do you get if you cross a dog and a calculator?
A friend you can always count on.
Submitted by: AJ
Jokes About Dogs
"Why is your dog growling at me like that?" asked Brian.
"0h," said Billy, "He's probably just angry because you're using his dish."
Jokes About Dogs
Mary: Our dog is just like one of the family.
Jane: Yes. I can see the resemblance.
Jokes About Dogs
What breed of dog loves to take a bath?
A shampoodle!
Jokes About Dogs
Did you hear about the dog who went to college?
He won a collarship.
Jokes About Dogs
What is the main ingredient of dog biscuits?
Collie flour.
Jokes About Dogs
What breed of dog does a chemistry teacher have?
A laboratory retriever.
Jokes About Dogs
A dog walked into a fast-food restaurant and ordered a cup of coffee. He drank it and then left.
The customers in the restaurant were amazed. One of them said to the assistant behind the counter. "That's quite a dog! Does he always do that?"
"Oh, no." the assistant answered. "He usually orders a diet coke."
Jokes About Dogs
What does a dog use for playing golf?
A kennel club.

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