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School Jokes - Page 1
Here are some jokes about school. There are 17 jokes in this category.
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What are the longest pieces of furniture in a school?
The multiplication tables.
The multiplication tables.
Submitted by: Karen
Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
Henry: No. Not even a little bit!
Henry: No. Not even a little bit!
Joe: I was playing soccer yesterday and sprained my ankle. That's why I was absent from school this morning.
Teacher: What a lame excuse that is!
Teacher: What a lame excuse that is!
What is black and white and hard all over?
An exam paper.
An exam paper.
Alison: My cookery teacher didn't like what
I made in class today.
Jenny: What did you make? A cake? A pizza?
Alison: A big mess.
Jenny: What did you make? A cake? A pizza?
Alison: A big mess.
Submitted by: Wendy W
Why did the chicken get detention?
She was always playing practical yolks.
She was always playing practical yolks.
Why did the pupil take a ladder to school?
It was a high school.
It was a high school.
Submitted by: Brian
Why are maths teachers so useless at gardening?
Everything that they plant grows square roots.
Everything that they plant grows square roots.
Teacher: Today I want you to write an essay on an elephant.
Pupil: But won't we fall off?
Pupil: But won't we fall off?
Brian: (eating his lunch at school)Teacher, I've got a bone stuck in my throat.
Teacher: Are you choking?
Brian: No, I'm serious.
Teacher: Are you choking?
Brian: No, I'm serious.