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School Jokes - 27 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
These jokes about school and the rollercoaster of school life are sure to bring laughter! School can be pretty challenging, but these jokes will bring a smile to your face and provide a brief respite from the stress of homework. These jokes encompass various aspects of school life, including humorous observations about teachers, exams, and even the cafeteria meals. There are 27 jokes in this category.
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Teacher to Pupil: What do you get if you divide 2365 by 37?
Pupil: The wrong answer, I expect, Miss.
Pupil: The wrong answer, I expect, Miss.
Pupil to Teacher: would you punish someone for something they haven't done?
Teacher: Of course not.
Pupil: You won't mind that I haven't done my homework!
Teacher: Of course not.
Pupil: You won't mind that I haven't done my homework!
Piano teacher to pupil: Your fingers are filthy!
Pupil: That's all right, Miss, I'm only playing the black keys.
Pupil: That's all right, Miss, I'm only playing the black keys.
Laura woke up 10 minutes late for school. She rushed into the classroom. Her teacher asked her why she was so late, and Laura replied, 'Oh, did I miss something?'
What is the most popular sentence at school?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word 'analyze' in it.
Pupil: My sister Anna lies in bed until nine o'clock.
Pupil: My sister Anna lies in bed until nine o'clock.
Mother: So what have you learned on your first day at high school?
Son: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.
Son: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.
Brian: (eating his lunch at school) teacher, I've got a bone stuck in my throat.
Teacher: Are you choking?
Brian: No, I'm serious.
Teacher: Are you choking?
Brian: No, I'm serious.
Teacher: Today, I want you to write an essay on an elephant.
Pupil: But won't we fall off?
Pupil: But won't we fall off?
Why are maths teachers so useless at gardening?
Everything that they plant grows square roots.
Everything that they plant grows square roots.
Why did the pupil take a ladder to school?
It was a high school.
It was a high school.
Why did the chicken get detention?
She was always playing practical yolks.
She was always playing practical yolks.