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Jokes About Children - 29 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are some jokes about children. From their innocent observations to hilarious misinterpretations, children have a knack for saying and doing things that make us laugh. There are 29 jokes in this category.
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As a child, his parents moved a lot, but he always found them.
A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'
Twelve-year-old's essay on 'What would you do to try and encourage motorists to show more consideration for others?': 'I would drive a police car.'
Ten-year-old's reply to 'What famous London landmark has a figure with only one eye?': 'Cleopatra's needle.'
Twelve year old's response to the question, 'why does a surgeon wear a mask when he performs an operation?': 'So if he makes a muck of it the patient won't know who did it.'
Primary maths pupil's answer to question, 'take 9 from 246 as many times as possible': 'I did it fifty times and I always got 237.'
Small girl seeing Buckingham Palace for the first time: 'Our front garden is concreted over too.'
Ten-year-old's response to the question, 'When dead, what do you want to be remembered for?': 'Ever.'
Twelve-year-old in French class was asked the difference between Madame and Mademoiselle: 'Monsieur.'
Eleven year old's environmental studies essay on the effect of oil pollution: 'When my mum opened a tin of sardines last night it was full of oil and all the sardines were dead.'
A father was talking to his son. 'Now listen, my boy, from now on, you do your own homework. I'm not going to do any more for you - it's not right.' 'I know.' said the boy. 'but have a shot at it just the same.
The first thing a child learns when he gets a drum is that he'll never get another one.