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Here are some jokes about children.

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Jokes About Children
Ten year old's reply to `what famous London landmark has a figure with only one eye?': 'Cleopatra's needle.'
Jokes About Children
Twelve year old's essay on 'what would you do to try and encourage motorists to show more consideration for others?': 'I would drive a police car.'
Jokes About Children
A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Scottish

What is very smelly, and is spoken in the highlands of Scotland?
Garlic.

Today

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Whatcha.
Whatcha who?
Whatcha going to do today?

Mother Nature

When I look at you, I wonder what Mother Nature had in mind.

Snooker

What is the difference between a gardener and a snooker player?
One minds his peas, and the other minds his cues.

Horse

Did you hear about the horse who became depressed?
He started telling tales of whoa.

Girlfriends

Last night I told my girlfriend that I would go to the end of the world for her, and she said, "Yes but would you stay there?"

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