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Here are some jokes about children.

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Ten year old's reply to `what famous London landmark has a figure with only one eye?': 'Cleopatra's needle.'

Twelve year old's essay on 'what would you do to try and encourage motorists to show more consideration for others?': 'I would drive a police car.'

A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'

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Politicians

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.

Where does Tarzan buy his underpants?
In a jungle sale.

What do you call a man who has a rubber toe?
Roberto.

Which soldiers smell of salt and pepper?
Seasoned troopers.

Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Adair.
Adair who?
Adair once but I'm completely bald now.

Waiter, there's a strange film on my soup.
Well, what do you expect for one Dollar, Star Wars?

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