Jokes About Children - Page 3

Here are some jokes about children.

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A child is a thing that stands halfway between an adult and a TV set.

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Wife: 'I can't understand why I have gained so much weight. I eat like a bird!'
Husband: 'Yeah! You eat twice your own weight every day.

What is very large, grey and mutters?
A mumbo-jumbo.

'Hi Bob, Where have you been?'
'The cemetery.'
'Oh! Who's dead?'
'They all are.'

Why was the elephant wearing pink tennis shoes?
They didn't have white ones in his size.

Why do they put an expiration date on sour cream?

My doctor told me to take a hot bath before retiring. That's ridiculous. It'll be years before I retire.

How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Remove his credit cards.

My uncle is a man of letters. He works for the post office.

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