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Here are some jokes about children.

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Jokes About Children
Ten year old's reply to `what famous London landmark has a figure with only one eye?': 'Cleopatra's needle.'
Jokes About Children
Twelve year old's essay on 'what would you do to try and encourage motorists to show more consideration for others?': 'I would drive a police car.'
Jokes About Children
A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Computers

What do you call a computer superhero?
A Screen Saver.

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?
Bolt upright.

Candles

What did one candle say to the other candle?
Lets go out tonight.

Train

What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
A chew chew train.

Golf

My brother went to the doctor's and said, 'Some days, I think I'm a golf ball.'
The doctor said, 'Well you've come a fair way to see me...'

Cows

Why did the cow cross the road ???
To get to the "udder" side !!!!!

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