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Here are some jokes about children.

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Jokes About Children
Ten year old's reply to `what famous London landmark has a figure with only one eye?': 'Cleopatra's needle.'
Jokes About Children
Twelve year old's essay on 'what would you do to try and encourage motorists to show more consideration for others?': 'I would drive a police car.'
Jokes About Children
A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Ants

Which ant lives in a house?
An occupant!

Man to marriage counselor: "My wife and I can't agree on our vacation. I want to go to Bermuda and she wants to go with me."

Clocks

This bloke said to my brother, 'I think I'm a clock you know.'
My brother said, 'Well don't get wound up about it.'

Letters

What did the letter say to the stamp?
You stick with me and together we'll go places.

Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who planted pennies in his garden?
He wanted to raise some hard cash.

Yodel

Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.

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