Jokes About Children - Page 3 - With 5 More Jokes and Funny Stories

Here are some jokes about children.

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A child is a thing that stands halfway between an adult and a TV set.

Did you hear about the little boy who was named after his father?
They called him dad.

Brian: Do you have a grandfather?
Joe: No, but he's okay.

A youngster was looking at the family photo album and asked his mother, "Who's the slim young man on the beach with you with lots of muscles and curly hair?"
"That's your father."
"Then who's the old bald-headed fat man that lives with us now"?

Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things. "Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so little hair on his head?" he asked his mother.
"That's because he thinks a lot," replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with a good answer to her husband's baldness. Or she was until Johnny thought for a second and asked, "So why do you have so much hair?"

Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Miscellaneous

Good turns make me dizzy.

Christmas

Who does Santa do if his sleigh breaks down?
He calls the abominable towman.

Lawyers

Lawyers are people who can write a ten thousand word document and call it a brief.

What Do You Get?

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
A long hairbrush.

Divorce

His wife is getting a divorce and is asking for custody of the money.

What Do You Call?

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?
The nightmayor.

British Jokes

What's that up the road? A head?

Fishing

'I went fly-fishing yesterday.'
'Did you catch anything?'
'Yes, a bluebottle.'

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