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Here are some jokes about children.

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Jokes About Children
Ten year old's reply to `what famous London landmark has a figure with only one eye?': 'Cleopatra's needle.'
Jokes About Children
Twelve year old's essay on 'what would you do to try and encourage motorists to show more consideration for others?': 'I would drive a police car.'
Jokes About Children
A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Mistletoe

William: See that young woman over there, well I just kissed her under the mistletoe.
Brian: I wouldn't kiss her under anesthetic!

A Bad Stomach

I've got a bad stomach.
Well just keep your coat on and on one will notice.

What do you get if you cross a flying insect with indigestion?
A rumblebee.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ewan.
Ewan who?
Ewan me are supposed to be going out tonight.

Birds

What kind of birds are usually locked up?
Jail-birds.

Yo' mama's so stupid, when she was filling out a job application, when she saw "sign here," she put "Scorpio"!

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