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Here are some jokes about children.

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Jokes About Children
Ten year old's reply to `what famous London landmark has a figure with only one eye?': 'Cleopatra's needle.'
Jokes About Children
Twelve year old's essay on 'what would you do to try and encourage motorists to show more consideration for others?': 'I would drive a police car.'
Jokes About Children
A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Kidnapping

Did you hear about the kidnapping?
He woke up.

Bankers

If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?

Fred: Can you lend me a dollar please?
Joe: I'm sorry but I can't do that.
Fred: Why not?
Joe: Because I don't believe in passing the buck.

Undertakers

How do undertakers speak?
Gravely.

Disinformation

Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.

Relatives

What type of person lives the longest?
A rich relative.

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