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Here are some jokes about children.

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Jokes About Children
'Grandad, do you know how to croak?'
I don't think so, Steven, why?"
'Because Dad says he'll be rich when you do.'
Jokes About Children
A woman got on a bus with seven children. The bus conductor asked: 'Are these all yours lady? Or is it a picnic?'
'They're all mine,' she replied. 'And it's no picnic!'
Jokes About Children
The first thing a child learns when he gets a drum is that he'll never get another one.
Jokes About Children
A father was talking to his son. 'Now listen, my boy, from now on you do your own homework. I'm not going to do any more for you - it's not right.' 'I know.' said the boy. 'but have a shot at it just the same.
Jokes About Children
Eleven year old's environmental studies essay on the effect of oil pollution: 'When my mum opened a tin of sardines last night it was full of oil and all the sardines were dead.'
Jokes About Children
Twelve year old in French class being asked the difference between Madame and Mademoiselle: `Monsieur'.
Jokes About Children
Ten year old's response to question, 'When dead, what do you want to be remembered for?': `Ever.'
Jokes About Children
Small girl seeing Buckingham Palace for the first time: `Our front garden is concreted over too'.
Jokes About Children
Primary maths pupil's answer to question, `take 9 from 246 as many times as possible': `I did it fifty times and I always got 237.'
Jokes About Children
Twelve year old's response to the question, `why does a surgeon wear a mask when he performs an operation?': `So if he makes a muck of it the patient won't know who did it.'

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