Jokes About Children - Page 2

'Grandad, do you know how to croak?'
I don't think so, Steven, why?"
'Because Dad says he'll be rich when you do.'

A woman got on a bus with seven children. The bus conductor asked: 'Are these all yours lady? Or is it a picnic?'
'They're all mine,' she replied. 'And it's no picnic!'

The first thing a child learns when he gets a drum is that he'll never get another one.

A father was talking to his son. 'Now listen, my boy, from now on you do your own homework. I'm not going to do any more for you - it's not right.' 'I know.' said the boy. 'but have a shot at it just the same.

Eleven year old's environmental studies essay on the effect of oil pollution: 'When my mum opened a tin of sardines last night it was full of oil and all the sardines were dead.'

Twelve year old in French class being asked the difference between Madame and Mademoiselle: `Monsieur'.

Ten year old's response to question, 'When dead, what do you want to be remembered for?': `Ever.'

Small girl seeing Buckingham Palace for the first time: `Our front garden is concreted over too'.

Primary maths pupil's answer to question, `take 9 from 246 as many times as possible': `I did it fifty times and I always got 237.'

Twelve year old's response to the question, `why does a surgeon wear a mask when he performs an operation?': `So if he makes a muck of it the patient won't know who did it.'