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Jokes For Kids - 214 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
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Jack: There's a monster with a really funny face at the door.
Dad: Tell him you've already have one.
Dad: Tell him you've already have one.
Highwayman to the traveler: Your money or your life!
Traveler: Take my life, I'm saving up.
Traveler: Take my life, I'm saving up.
Boy to girl: Wow! You look like a million dollars.
Girl: Do you really think so?
Boy: Yes, you're all green and wrinkly.
Girl: Do you really think so?
Boy: Yes, you're all green and wrinkly.
How do you make a Swiss roll?
Push him off the mountain.
Push him off the mountain.
We all know why the chicken crossed the road (for some reason, I'm sure), and the turkey crossed the road because it was the chicken's day off, but do you know why the hedgehog crossed the road?
To join his flatmates.
To join his flatmates.
What did the scarf say to the hat?
You go on ahead, and I'll just hang around.
You go on ahead, and I'll just hang around.
What does a caterpillar do every 1st of January?
He turns over a new leaf.
He turns over a new leaf.
What did the shy traffic light say to the motorist?
Don't look now - I'm changing!
Don't look now - I'm changing!
And now, spell mousetrap in three letters.
C, A, T.
C, A, T.
Name the bees' favorite pop star.
Sting.
Sting.
Teacher to pupils: One Of the most important documents in English history was the Magna Carta. Now, does anyone know where it was signed?
Pupil: At the bottom, Miss?
Pupil: At the bottom, Miss?
What time is it when a Chinaman goes to the dentist?
Two-thirty (Tooth hurty).
Two-thirty (Tooth hurty).