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Jokes For Kids - Page 8 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Here are more of our jokes and funny stories for children.
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How did your mom know that you didn't wash your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.
I forgot to wet the soap.
Where do fish wash?
In a river basin.
In a river basin.
What kind of ghost is very useful in the kitchen?
A recipe spook.
A recipe spook.
And what's vicious, Victorian, and lives at the bottom of the sea?
Jack the Kipper.
Jack the Kipper.
Did you hear about the duck who flew upside down?
He quacked up.
He quacked up.
Did you hear about the famous inventors who failed to invent the airplane? They were the Wrong Brothers.
Did you hear about the glow-worm that got squashed?
It was de-lighted.
It was de-lighted.
Did you hear about the pilot who bailed out? He said, 'Bi-plane.'
Did you hear about this guy who lived right next door to a sewer and killed himself? The coroner said it was sewercide.
Father: 'What did you learn in school today?'
Son: 'I learned that the homework you did for me was wrong.'
Son: 'I learned that the homework you did for me was wrong.'
Have you heard the story about the broken pencil?
I'd better not tell it to you; there's no point to it.
I'd better not tell it to you; there's no point to it.
My brother came running in. He said, 'Mum, there's a man outside with a broken arm called Brian.'
My mum said, 'That's a funny name for a broken arm.'
My mum said, 'That's a funny name for a broken arm.'