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Jokes About Teachers - Page 1
Here are some jokes about teachers. There are 17 jokes in this category.
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Where do mad teachers go to get trained?
Looney-versity.
Looney-versity.
Teacher: I wish you’d pay a little attention to what I'm saying!
Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can!
Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can!
Teacher: Take this sentence: "I don't have no fun at the weekend." How should I correct this?
Pupil: Perhaps you could try and find a boyfriend.
Pupil: Perhaps you could try and find a boyfriend.
Why did the teacher need to wear dark glasses?
Because she had such a bright class.
Because she had such a bright class.
Teacher: What is the name given to the small rivers that flow into the river Nile?
William: The Juve-Niles?
William: The Juve-Niles?
What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?
One minds the train, the other trains the mind.
One minds the train, the other trains the mind.
When is an English teacher like a judge?
When she hands out long sentences.
When she hands out long sentences.
Old teachers never die, they just grade away.
In school I was the teacher's pet.
She couldn't afford a dog.
She couldn't afford a dog.
Teacher: Billy, why have you not given me your homework?
Billy: I made it into a paper aeroplane and someone hijacked it.
Billy: I made it into a paper aeroplane and someone hijacked it.