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Who steals soap and towels from the bathroom?
Robber ducks.
Robber ducks.
What did one insect say to the other?
Stop bugging me.
Stop bugging me.
What can run all day and never get tired?
Water.
Water.
How do you make a bandstand?
Take their chairs away.
Take their chairs away.
What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole in the ground.
A hole in the ground.
Why was the centipede dropped from the soccer team?
It took him too long to put his boots on.
It took him too long to put his boots on.
What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?
Close the door, will you! Can't you see I'm dressing?
Close the door, will you! Can't you see I'm dressing?
What item is usually bought by the meter yet is worn by the foot?
A carpet.
A carpet.
Where does Blackbeard the Pirate hide his treasure chest?
Underneath his treasure shirt.
Underneath his treasure shirt.
Jane: Where do you bathe?
Billy: In the spring.
Jane: I said where, not when.
Billy: In the spring.
Jane: I said where, not when.
What animal likes a leap year?
A kangaroo.
A kangaroo.
What is a baby dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-Cola.
Pupsi-Cola.