Jokes For Kids - Page 6 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories

'My old Dad told me that 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them.
It's either my mum or my dad.
Or my older brother Colin.
Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu.
But I think it's Colin.'

There was an English man, an Irish man, and a Scottish man. They went to a funfair, and they all wanted to go on a magic slide. So when they got there, the man said whatever you say going down the slide, you will land in, so the English man went down and said Gold. Then the Scottish man went down and said Silver, then the Irish man went down but wasn't listening so went down and said weeeeeeee and landed in a pot of wee!!! Ha ha Ha, Boom Boom