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How do you fix a damaged tomato?
With tomato paste.
With tomato paste.
What did the boy snake say to the girl snake?
Will you give me a little hiss?
Will you give me a little hiss?
What did one plate say to the other one?
Lunch is on me.
Lunch is on me.
What kind of coat doesn't have any buttons?
A coat of paint.
A coat of paint.
What happens to an egg when it works too hard?
It gets eggs-hausted.
It gets eggs-hausted.
Why was the broom late for work?
It overswept.
It overswept.
What has four fingers and a thumb yet is not a hand?
A glove.
A glove.
What did one candle say to the other one?
Are you going out tonight?
Are you going out tonight?
Which type of tree do hands grow on?
Palm trees.
Palm trees.
Which vegetable has good sight?
A potato — because of its eyes.
A potato — because of its eyes.