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Jokes For Kids - Page 17 - With 9 More Jokes and Funny Stories
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What did the stamp say to the envelope?
I've become attached to you.
I've become attached to you.
What sits in a baby buggy and wobbles?
A jelly baby.
A jelly baby.
What did the baby chick say when it found an orange in its nest?
Look what marmalade.
Look what marmalade.
What did Tutankhamun say when he was frightened?
I want my mummy.
I want my mummy.
What did the diamond necklace say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.
You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.
What does the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing - it just waves.
Nothing - it just waves.
Who was the first animal to go into outer space?
The cow that jumped over the moon.
The cow that jumped over the moon.
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch!
With a pumpkin patch!
What did the walls say to the floor?
We have you surrounded!
We have you surrounded!