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Jokes About Teenagers - Page 1
Here is our selection of jokes and funny stories about teenagers. There are 5 jokes in this category.
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Why does it take so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
The man fainted as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone who saw it happen dialed 911. When the paramedics arrived, they helped the man regain consciousness and asked if he knew what caused him to faint.
"It was enough to make anybody faint," he said. "My son asked me for the keys to the garage, and instead of driving the car out, he came out with the lawn mower.
"It was enough to make anybody faint," he said. "My son asked me for the keys to the garage, and instead of driving the car out, he came out with the lawn mower.
Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college graduate.
Traffic Cop: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law.
Traffic Cop: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law.
Dad: Son, what do you want for your 18th birthday?
Son: Just a radio, dad... With a sports car around it.
Son: Just a radio, dad... With a sports car around it.
The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Rush Hour
A new wagon designed for LA rush hour traffic is called the Stationary wagon.
Cannibals
1st Cannibal: Am I late for supper?
2nd Cannibal: Yes everybody's eaten.
2nd Cannibal: Yes everybody's eaten.
A smart wife will always ask her husband's opinion - after she has made up her mind.
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'
Dracula
What is Dracula's least favourite meal?
Steak.
Steak.
Boyfriends
Mary: Why do you call your boyfriend 'wonder'?
Karen: Because I look at him and wonder.
Karen: Because I look at him and wonder.