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Why does it take so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
The man fainted as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone who saw it happen dialed 911. When the paramedics arrived, they helped the man regain consciousness and asked if he knew what caused him to faint.
"It was enough to make anybody faint," he said. "My son asked me for the keys to the garage, and instead of driving the car out, he came out with the lawn mower.
Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college graduate.
Traffic Cop: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law.
Dad: Son, what do you want for your 18th birthday?
Son: Just a radio, dad... With a sports car around it.
The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Marriage
Their marriage is based on trust and understanding.
She doesn't trust him, and he can't understand her.
Jeans
Why did the jeans burst into tears?
They felt blue.
Octal
Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your thumbs.
Tourists
Why is it called the tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Blondes
We have a Blonde where I work, who is so dumb she thinks Manual Labor is a Mexican.
Offers
What should you do if someone offers you a rock cake?
Take your pick.