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Jokes About Teenagers - Page 1
Here is our selection of jokes and funny stories about teenagers. There are 5 jokes in this category.
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Why does it take so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
The man fainted as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone who saw it happen dialed 911. When the paramedics arrived, they helped the man regain consciousness and asked if he knew what caused him to faint.
"It was enough to make anybody faint," he said. "My son asked me for the keys to the garage, and instead of driving the car out, he came out with the lawn mower.
"It was enough to make anybody faint," he said. "My son asked me for the keys to the garage, and instead of driving the car out, he came out with the lawn mower.
Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college graduate.
Traffic Cop: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law.
Traffic Cop: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law.
Dad: Son, what do you want for your 18th birthday?
Son: Just a radio, dad... With a sports car around it.
Son: Just a radio, dad... With a sports car around it.
The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m.
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What do you call a spaceship that is always saying sorry?
An Apollo G.
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The reason computer chips are so small is computers don't eat much.
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Reincarnation is making a comeback
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I've got a little sty.
Well you'd better buy a little pig for it then.
Well you'd better buy a little pig for it then.
Abbreviated
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?