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Jokes About Teenagers - 10 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are some of our favorite jokes and humorous tales involving teenagers. Come along on this hilarious and realistic ride filled with memorable quotes that perfectly capture the essence of being a teen! There are 10 jokes in this category.

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I'm not as smart as I used to be, but you can't stay a teenager all your life.

There's no fool like an old fool, but some teenagers can offer some pretty stiff competition.

When your children are teenagers, you should have a dog, so at least someone in the house will be happy to see you.

The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m.

Dad: Son, what do you want for your 18th birthday?
Son: Just a radio, dad. With a sports car around it.

Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college graduate.
Traffic Cop: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law.

The man fainted as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone who saw it happen dialed 911. When the paramedics arrived, they helped the man regain consciousness and asked if he knew what caused him to faint.
'It was enough to make anybody faint,' he said. 'My son asked me for the keys to the garage, and instead of driving the car out, he came out with the lawn mower.

Why does it take so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

A teenager is not sleeping in class - he is rationing consciousness.

Last night my son brought home a girl that he introduced as his girlfriend. She was so ugly I took him to one side and asked if she really was his girlfriend. Well, he replied, she's all I can get when you won't buy me a car and you won't let me borrow yours.