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School Jokes
Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word 'analyze' in it.
Pupil: My sister Anna lies in bed until nine o'clock.
School Jokes
What is the most popular sentence at school?
I don't know.
School Jokes
Laura woke up late for school, she was 10 minutes late. She rushed into school. Her teacher asked her, why are you so late, and Laura replied, "oh did I miss something?"
Submitted by: Sonia Timberlake
School Jokes
Piano teacher to pupil: Your fingers are absolutely filthy!
Pupil: That's all right, Miss, I'm only playing the black keys.
School Jokes
Pupil to Teacher: Sir, would you punish a person for something they haven't done?
Teacher: Of course not.
Pupil: Good, then you won't mind that I haven't done my homework!
School Jokes
Teacher to Pupil: What do you get if you divide 2365 by 37?
Pupil: The wrong answer, I expect, Miss.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Worry

You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You're not paid enough to worry.

I'm so homesick.
But this is your home.
I know, and I'm sick of it.

Invested

Did you hear what happened to the man who invested all his money in a company who made erasers?
When the company went bankrupt, he was wiped out.

Cafeteria

Did you hear about the idiot who thought that bacteria was the rear of a cafeteria?

Lawyers

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many can you afford?

Politicians

There are two sorts of politicians: those who can talk nonsense on any subject under the sun, and those who donít need a subject.

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