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School Jokes - Page 2 - With 11 More Jokes and Funny Stories

These jokes about school and the rollercoaster of school life are sure to bring laughter! School can be pretty challenging, but these jokes will bring a smile to your face and provide a brief respite from the stress of homework.

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Alison: My cookery teacher didn't like what I made in class today.
Jenny: What did you make? A cake? A pizza?
Alison: A big mess.
What is black and white and hard all over?
An exam paper.
Joe: I was playing soccer yesterday and sprained my ankle. That's why I was absent from school this morning.
Teacher: What a lame excuse that is!
Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
Henry: No. Not even a little bit!
What are the longest pieces of furniture in a school?
The multiplication tables.
Teacher: Who wrote Nicholas Nickelby?
Pupil: How the Dickins would I know?
Teacher: If I subtract 14 from 99, what's the difference?
Pupil: That's what I say. Who cares.
Teacher: Johnny, what are you doing under that table?
Johnny: You told us to read Jekyll and hide.
Teacher: Johnny, can you tell me what comes after O?
Johnny: Yeah!
Why was the maths book looking so sad?
Because it had so many problems.
Father: What does this "F" on your report card mean?
Son: Fantastic!

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