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School Jokes
Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word 'analyze' in it.
Pupil: My sister Anna lies in bed until nine o'clock.
School Jokes
What is the most popular sentence at school?
I don't know.
School Jokes
Laura woke up late for school, she was 10 minutes late. She rushed into school. Her teacher asked her, why are you so late, and Laura replied, "oh did I miss something?"
Submitted by: Sonia Timberlake
School Jokes
Piano teacher to pupil: Your fingers are absolutely filthy!
Pupil: That's all right, Miss, I'm only playing the black keys.
School Jokes
Pupil to Teacher: Sir, would you punish a person for something they haven't done?
Teacher: Of course not.
Pupil: Good, then you won't mind that I haven't done my homework!
School Jokes
Teacher to Pupil: What do you get if you divide 2365 by 37?
Pupil: The wrong answer, I expect, Miss.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Why did the man fill his waterbed with beer?
He wanted a foam mattress.

Dogs

What breed of dog rides a horse named Macaroni?
Yankee poodle!

Hi, can I speak to Mark?...Oh, there isn't?...I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number.

Chaos

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

Horn

Honk your horn if you hate noise pollution.

Rock

What do you call a rock group with Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, and Chopin?
The Decomposers.

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