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School Jokes - Page 2 - With 9 More Jokes and Funny Stories
These jokes about school and the rollercoaster of school life are sure to bring laughter! School can be pretty challenging, but these jokes will bring a smile to your face and provide a brief respite from the stress of homework.
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Alison: My cookery teacher didn't like what I made in class today.
Jenny: What did you make? A cake? A pizza?
Alison: A big mess.
Jenny: What did you make? A cake? A pizza?
Alison: A big mess.
What is black and white and hard all over?
An exam paper.
An exam paper.
Joe: I was playing soccer yesterday and sprained my ankle. That's why I was absent from school this morning.
Teacher: What a lame excuse that is!
Teacher: What a lame excuse that is!
Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
Henry: No. Not even a little bit!
Henry: No. Not even a little bit!
What are the longest pieces of furniture in a school?
The multiplication tables.
The multiplication tables.
Teacher: Who wrote Nicholas Nickelby?
Pupil: How the Dickins would I know?
Pupil: How the Dickins would I know?
Teacher: If I subtract 14 from 99, what's the difference?
Pupil: That's what I say. Who cares.
Pupil: That's what I say. Who cares.
Teacher: Johnny, what are you doing under that table?
Johnny: You told us to read Jekyll and hide.
Johnny: You told us to read Jekyll and hide.
Teacher: Johnny, can you tell me what comes after O?
Johnny: Yeah!
Johnny: Yeah!