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School Jokes - Page 2
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Mother: So what have you learned on your first day at high school?
Son: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.
Son: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.
Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word 'analyze' in it.
Pupil: My sister Anna lies in bed until nine o'clock.
Pupil: My sister Anna lies in bed until nine o'clock.
What is the most popular sentence at school?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Laura woke up late for school, she was 10 minutes late. She rushed into school. Her teacher asked her, why are you so late, and Laura replied, "oh did I miss something?"
Submitted by: Sonia Timberlake
Piano teacher to pupil: Your fingers are absolutely filthy!
Pupil: That's all right, Miss, I'm only playing the black keys.
Pupil: That's all right, Miss, I'm only playing the black keys.
Pupil to Teacher: Sir, would you punish a person for something they haven't done?
Teacher: Of course not.
Pupil: Good, then you won't mind that I haven't done my homework!
Teacher: Of course not.
Pupil: Good, then you won't mind that I haven't done my homework!
Teacher to Pupil: What do you get if you divide 2365 by 37?
Pupil: The wrong answer, I expect, Miss.
Pupil: The wrong answer, I expect, Miss.