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Father: What did you learn in school today?
Jane: My teacher taught us how to write.
Father: So what did you write?
Jane: I don't know. She hasn't taught us how to read yet.

Teacher: Billy, can you tell me the difference between "Here" and "There"?
Billy: The letter "T"!

How do dinosaurs pass their exams?
With extinction.

Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

For Children

Did you hear about the glow-worm that got squashed?
It was de-lighted.

Animals

Joe: Last night, the lion-tamer at the circus was attacked by his lions.
Brian: Was he clawed?
Joe: I don't know what his name was.

Wives

I'll never forget the day I first met my wife, although Heaven knows I've tried.

Computers

Multitasking - screwing up several things at once.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nona.
It's Nona who?
It's Nona your business.

Women

Women are meant to be loved, not understood.

Miscellaneous

Hospitality. Making your guests feel at home even if you wish they were.

Girlfriends

She's a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat.

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