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Here is our selection of jokes and funny stories about teaching and education. There are 24 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Education
A couple send their dim son to a special tutor to help him catch up on his schoolwork. After a month they ask the tutor for a progress report.
"He's doing straight 'A's now" says the tutor.
"That's fantastic" say the parents.
"Yes, they're great." says the tutor. "But his 'B's are still a little bit squint."
Jokes About Education
Did you hear about the high class private school where all the pupils were very smelly?
Only filthy rich kids were allowed to go there.
Jokes About Education
l thought I might become a history teacher when I grew up, but then I realized there was no future in it.
Jokes About Education
Bill: So your son is at college. . . what's he going to be when he gets through?
Father: A pensioner.
Jokes About Education
I went to high school so long that the other students brought me apples . . . they thought I was the teacher.
Jokes About Education
Son: My teacher must be really old.
Father: Why is that son?
Son: Well, today in class, he told us that he used to teach Shakespeare.
Jokes About Education
Who do you call the two people who cause the most embarrassment at the annual school parents' evening?
Mum and dad.
Submitted by: Will
Jokes About Education
Welcome to our school, William," said the nursery school teacher to the new boy. "How old are you?"
"I'm not old," said Simon. "I'm still almost new.
Jokes About Education
They call him toe nails because he is always at the foot of the class.
Jokes About Education
In college I'm studying Pharmacy - because I've always wanted to be a farmer.

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