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Change A Light Bulb Jokes - 154 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
The jokes about 'changing a lightbulb' that will never disappear. In an amusing way, these old jokes make fun of the simple job of changing a lightbulb. No matter if they're making fun of different jobs and stereotypes or just pointing out how silly some things are. A lot of people will laugh every time they hear these jokes because they have both simple and thoughtful punchlines. There are 154 jokes in this category.
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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many can you afford?
How many can you afford?
How many HAIRDRESSERS does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to stand admiringly and say, 'Fabulous, Gary !''
Five. One to change the bulb and four to stand admiringly and say, 'Fabulous, Gary !''
How many PUNK ROCKERS does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to kick the chair out from under him.
Two. One to change the bulb and one to kick the chair out from under him.
How many ROCK AND ROLL SOUND ENGINEERS does it take to change a light bulb?
'Did you say something?'
'Did you say something?'
How many THRILLER WRITERS does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.
Two. One to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.
How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light bulb?
'What's the point? It'll only blow again.'
'What's the point? It'll only blow again.'
How many FILM DIRECTORS does it take to change a light bulb?
'I don't care how many it takes, what it costs, or how you do it - JUST GET IT CHANGED, OKAY?!?! !'
'I don't care how many it takes, what it costs, or how you do it - JUST GET IT CHANGED, OKAY?!?! !'
How many WAITERS does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Even a burned-out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
None. Even a burned-out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
How many BUS DRIVERS does it take to change a light bulb?
You've got to be joking - they won't even change a five-pound note.
You've got to be joking - they won't even change a five-pound note.
How many VENTRILOQUISTS does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the gulg and one to gold the gottom of the lagger.
Two. One to change the gulg and one to gold the gottom of the lagger.
How many TEENAGERS does it take to change a light bulb?
'Do it yourself - it's your house! What am I, some kind of personal slave or something?'
'Do it yourself - it's your house! What am I, some kind of personal slave or something?'
How does a spoiled rich girl change a light bulb?
She says, 'Daddy, I want a new apartment.'
She says, 'Daddy, I want a new apartment.'