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Jokes About Ghosts - 72 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are some spooky and humorous jokes about ghosts that we hope you will find amusing, entertaining, and not too scary. There are 72 jokes in this category.
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What's the best pet for a ghost?
A scaredy cat.
A scaredy cat.
Where do ghost trains stop?
At devil crossings.
At devil crossings.
Did you hear about the lady spirit who has just got a job with an airline?
She's going to be an air ghostess!
She's going to be an air ghostess!
Did you hear what happened when the ghosts went on strike?
A skeleton staff took over.
A skeleton staff took over.
This butler came running into the master's room. He said, 'Sir, there's a ghost outside in the corridor. What shall I do?'
The master said, 'Tell him I can't see him.
The master said, 'Tell him I can't see him.
My uncle came in white as a sheet. He said, 'I've just seen a ghost. Make me a stiff drink.'
I said, 'Alright, I'll put some starch in the coffee.'
I said, 'Alright, I'll put some starch in the coffee.'
What is a ghost-proof bicycle?
One with no spooks on the wheels.
One with no spooks on the wheels.
What do Hungarian ghosts like to eat?
Ghoulash.
Ghoulash.
When do ghosts like to play tricks on each other?
On April Ghoul's Day.
On April Ghoul's Day.
Where do ghosts go to get an education?
High sghoul.
High sghoul.
What do short-sighted ghosts wear?
Spooktacles.
Spooktacles.
What do ghosts have on their bicycle Wheels?
Spooks.
Spooks.