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Jokes About Ghosts - Page 1
Here are some jokes about ghosts. There are 34 jokes in this category.
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Did you hear what happened to the famous author who died?
He became a ghost writer.
He became a ghost writer.
Where do ghosts go when they need a haircut?
To the scaredresscr.
To the scaredresscr.
What do you get if you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?
Snacks that go crunch in the night.
Snacks that go crunch in the night.
Why wasn't the ghost successful?
Because he didn't believe in himself!
Because he didn't believe in himself!
What kind of ghost haunts tall buildings?
High spirits!
High spirits!
What game do young ghosts like to play?
Hide and shriek!
Hide and shriek!
Where do ghosts go for a vacation?
They head for the Dead Sea.
They head for the Dead Sea.
Why do ghosts go to the same place every year for their vacation?
They like their old haunts best!
They like their old haunts best!
Why is a ghost like a cold breeze?
Because it makes people shiver.
Because it makes people shiver.
Why do ghost like to go shopping when the stores are having sales?
Because they like to go bargain haunting.
Because they like to go bargain haunting.