Jokes About Ghosts - Page 2

What do ghosts like to dance to?
Soul music.

What did the ghost say to his wife when he came home?
Hello, boo-tiful!

Why do ghosts never feel guilty about what they have done?
Because they have a clear conscience.

Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?
They only run a skeleton service.

Why did the ghost look so thin?
Because he was just a shadow of his former self.

What day of the week is a ghost's favorite? Moanday!

What do ghosts like to eat for their lunch?
Spook-etti.

Where does a ghost like to go swimming?
In Lake Eerie.

Where do baby ghosts go when their parents are at work?
Day scare centers.

Where did the ghost go for lunch?
Pizza Haunt.