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Jokes About Ghosts - Page 2 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Here are some spooky and humorous jokes about ghosts that we hope you will find amusing, entertaining, and not too scary.
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What type of television did the ghost buy?
A wide-scream TV.
A wide-scream TV.
How does an overweight ghost slim down?
He uses an exorcise bike.
He uses an exorcise bike.
What kind of mistakes do ghosts usually make?
Boo-boos.
Boo-boos.
What is a ghost's favorite type of bird?
A scare-crow.
A scare-crow.
What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
Peeka-boo.
Peeka-boo.
Where did the ghost go for lunch?
Pizza Haunt.
Pizza Haunt.
Where do baby ghosts go when their parents are at work?
Day scare centers.
Day scare centers.
Where does a ghost like to go swimming?
In Lake Eerie.
In Lake Eerie.
What do ghosts like to eat for lunch?
Spook-etti.
Spook-etti.
What day of the week is a ghost's favorite?
Moanday!
Moanday!
Why did the ghost look so thin?
Because he was just a shadow of his former self.
Because he was just a shadow of his former self.
Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?
They only run a skeleton service.
They only run a skeleton service.