What did the ghost bride throw into the air for her bridesmaids to catch?
Her boo-quet!
Where do ghouls go to study?
Ghoullege.
What food do ghosts who are on vacation in Italy like to eat?
Spookgetti.
What is a ghosts favorite soft drink?
Le-moan-ade.
What type of pupils do they have at ghost schools?
Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.
What do ghosts like to drink?
Lemoanade.
What do you call a pirate who is a ghost?
A boo-caneer.
Where do ghosts like to go on vacation?
Mali-Boo.
Why did the car come juddering to a stop when it saw a ghost?
It suffered a nervous breakdown.
Did you hear about the ghost comedian?
He was booed off the stage.
What should you give a ghost who has bad eyesight?
Spook-tacles.
How do ghosts travel when they go on vacation?
On fright trains.