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Did you hear what happened to the famous author who died?
He became a ghostwriter.
He became a ghostwriter.
What do you call it when a ghost makes a mistake?
A boo boo.
A boo boo.
Where does a ghost like to shop for clothes?
In a boooo-tique.
In a boooo-tique.
Why did the ghosts organize a party?
They wanted to lift their spirits.
They wanted to lift their spirits.
What type of ghost likes to haunt old hospitals?
Surgical spirits.
Surgical spirits.
Why was the ghost arrested?
He didn't have a haunting licence.
He didn't have a haunting licence.
What is a ghosts favorite dessert?
Boo-berry pie with I-scream.
Boo-berry pie with I-scream.
What do ghosts call their navy?
The ghost-guard.
The ghost-guard.
What airline do ghosts travel on?
British Scareways.
British Scareways.
Why are ghosts no good at telling lies?
You can see right through them.
You can see right through them.
What does a ghost rooster say?
Spook-a-doodle-doo.
Spook-a-doodle-doo.
What do ghostly soldiers say to strangers?
Halt who ghost there?
Halt who ghost there?