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Here are some jokes about skeletons. There are 12 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Skeletons
What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
I love every bone in your body.
Jokes About Skeletons
What does a skeleton order when he eats in a restaurant?
Spareribs.
Jokes About Skeletons
How do you open a haunted house?
You use a skeleton key.
Submitted by: Fred
Jokes About Skeletons
How do you make a sad skeleton laugh?
You tickle it's funny bone.
Jokes About Skeletons
What musical instrument does a skeleton play?
A trombone.
Jokes About Skeletons
Why don't the police ever arrest skeletons?
Because it's difficult to pin anything on them.
Jokes About Skeletons
Why are skeletons always so calm?
Nothing can get under their skin.
Jokes About Skeletons
What does a skeleton like to order in a restaurant?
Spareribs.
Jokes About Skeletons
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.
Jokes About Skeletons
Why do skeletons hate the winter weather?
Because the cold goes right through them.

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