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Jokes About Skeletons - Page 1
Here are some jokes about skeletons. There are 12 jokes in this category.
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What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
I love every bone in your body.
I love every bone in your body.
What does a skeleton order when he eats in a restaurant?
Spareribs.
Spareribs.
How do you open a haunted house?
You use a skeleton key.
You use a skeleton key.
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How do you make a sad skeleton laugh?
You tickle it's funny bone.
You tickle it's funny bone.
What musical instrument does a skeleton play?
A trombone.
A trombone.
Why don't the police ever arrest skeletons?
Because it's difficult to pin anything on them.
Because it's difficult to pin anything on them.
Why are skeletons always so calm?
Nothing can get under their skin.
Nothing can get under their skin.
What does a skeleton like to order in a restaurant?
Spareribs.
Spareribs.
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.
No body.
Why do skeletons hate the winter weather?
Because the cold goes right through them.
Because the cold goes right through them.