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Jokes About Skeletons - 18 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are some jokes about skeletons. Get ready for a dose of spooky laughter with these rib-tickling skeleton jokes that will leave you in stitches! There are 18 jokes in this category.
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What's a skeleton's favorite type of joke?
A rib-tickler.
A rib-tickler.
Which instrument does a skeleton play?
A trombone.
A trombone.
How did the skeleton know it would rain?
He could feel it in his bones.
He could feel it in his bones.
What do you call a lazy skeleton?
Bone idle.
Bone idle.
Why do skeletons hate the winter weather?
Because the cold goes right through them.
Because the cold goes right through them.
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.
No body.
What does a skeleton like to order in a restaurant?
Spareribs.
Spareribs.
Why are skeletons always so calm?
Nothing can get under their skin.
Nothing can get under their skin.
Why don't the police ever arrest skeletons?
Because it's difficult to pin anything on them.
Because it's difficult to pin anything on them.
What musical instrument does a skeleton play?
A trombone.
A trombone.
How do you make a sad skeleton laugh?
You tickle it's funny bone.
You tickle it's funny bone.
How do you open a haunted house?
You use a skeleton key.
You use a skeleton key.