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What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
I love every bone in your body.
What does a skeleton order when he eats in a restaurant?
Spareribs.
How do you open a haunted house?
You use a skeleton key.
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How do you make a sad skeleton laugh?
You tickle it's funny bone.
What musical instrument does a skeleton play?
A trombone.
Why don't the police ever arrest skeletons?
Because it's difficult to pin anything on them.
Why are skeletons always so calm?
Nothing can get under their skin.
What does a skeleton like to order in a restaurant?
Spareribs.
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.
Why do skeletons hate the winter weather?
Because the cold goes right through them.
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