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Jokes About Ghosts - Page 3
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Why do ghosts never feel guilty about what they have done?
Because they have a clear conscience.
Because they have a clear conscience.
What did the ghost say to his wife when he came home?
Hello, boo-tiful!
Hello, boo-tiful!
What do ghosts like to dance to?
Soul music.
Soul music.
Why do ghosts like to go shopping when the stores are having sales?
Because they like to go bargain haunting.
Because they like to go bargain haunting.
Why is a ghost like a cold breeze?
Because it makes people shiver.
Because it makes people shiver.
Why do ghosts go to the same place every year for their vacation?
They like their old haunts best!
They like their old haunts best!
Where do ghosts go for a vacation?
They head for the Dead Sea.
They head for the Dead Sea.
What game do young ghosts like to play?
Hide and shriek!
Hide and shriek!
What kind of ghost haunts tall buildings?
High spirits!
High spirits!
Why wasn't the ghost successful?
Because he didn't believe in himself!
Because he didn't believe in himself!
What do you get if you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?
Snacks that go crunch in the night.
Snacks that go crunch in the night.
Where do ghosts go when they need a haircut?
To the scaredresser.
To the scaredresser.