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Jokes About Vampires - 50 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are some jokes about vampires. We hope they are not a pain in the neck. Count Dracula strikes again! There are 50 jokes in this category.
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Did you hear about the vampire that swallowed a sheep?
He said he felt baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
He said he felt baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
What did the vampire call his false teeth?
A new fangled device.
A new fangled device.
Why are vampires not very intelligent?
Because blood is thicker than water.
Because blood is thicker than water.
Who went to the vampire reunion?
All of the blood relatives.
All of the blood relatives.
Where do vampires keep their savings?
In the blood bank.
In the blood bank.
What kind of coffee do vampires like to drink?
Decoffinated.
Decoffinated.
How can you tell when Count Dracula has caught the flu?
He'll be coffin.
He'll be coffin.
What is Count Dracula's favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.
Fangs-giving.
What kind of test does a Vampire take when he is in school?
A blood test.
A blood test.
Did you hear about the vampire's new dog?
It's a bloodhound!
It's a bloodhound!
Why was the vampire sent to jail?
He tried to rob the local blood bank!
He tried to rob the local blood bank!
What is a vampire's favorite dance?
The fang-dango.
The fang-dango.