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What do you call a haunted wigwam?
A creepy teepee.
A creepy teepee.
Did you hear about the ghost car driver who was put in jail?
He was found guilty of driving without due scare and attention.
He was found guilty of driving without due scare and attention.
How do ghost policemen catch criminals?
They haunt them down.
They haunt them down.
Why do ghost try to avoid taking baths?
Because it dampens their spirits.
Because it dampens their spirits.
Where do ghosts like to do their weekly shopping?
In the spooker market.
In the spooker market.
Which ghost ate lots of porridge?
Ghouldilocks.
Ghouldilocks.
How do you call a skeleton?
You use a telebone.
You use a telebone.
What is a ghosts favorite type of music?
Haunted house music.
Haunted house music.
What is a ghosts favorite dessert?
Ice scream.
Ice scream.
What is a ghost's favorite biscuit?
It's a custard scream.
It's a custard scream.
Who serves the meals on a haunted airplane?
The air ghostess.
The air ghostess.
How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?
You use a spirit level.
You use a spirit level.