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Jokes About Witches - Page 1
Here are some jokes about witches. There are 13 jokes in this category.
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Why do witches wear nametags?
So you can tell which witch is which.
So you can tell which witch is which.
How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the "w".
Take away the "w".
How did the witch know that she was ill?
She had a dizzy spell.
She had a dizzy spell.
Why did the witch drop out of school?
She couldn't spell.
She couldn't spell.
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch.
A sand-witch.
What type of jewelry do witches like to wear?
Charm bracelets.
Charm bracelets.
Why was the witch drinking lots of water?
She was going through a dry spell.
She was going through a dry spell.
How do witches keep their hair in place while flying on their broomsticks?
They use scare spray.
They use scare spray.
Did you hear what happened to the little witch when she misbehaved at school?
She was ex-spelled.
She was ex-spelled.
How does a witch know what time it is?
With witch watch.
With witch watch.