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Jokes About Apartments - Page 1


Here is our selection of jokes and funny stories about apartments. There are 4 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Apartments
The landlord said he wanted me to treat the place like my own home. So I did - I didn't pay the rent.
Jokes About Apartments
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
Jokes About Apartments
A condo committee was screening a couple interested in renting an apartment:
"What kind of work do you do?" they were asked. "My husband is an engineer and I'm a school-teacher," the wife replied.
"Any children?" asked a committee member.
"Yes, 7 & 8 years old," the wife replied.
"Animals?" asked another committee member.
"Oh no! They're very well-behaved!"
Jokes About Apartments
Nan: How do you like your new studio apartment?
Dan: I have no room for complaint.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Dentists

What did the dentist see when he went to the North Pole?
A molar bear.

Cannibals

What did the cannibals say to their nextdoor neighbors?
We'd really love to have you over for dinner!"

Blondes

Q: Why didn't the Blonde have any ice cubes for her party?
A: She lost the recipe.

Skeleton

What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
I love every bone in your body.

Teachers

School children march over new teachers

Drunks

Why did the drunk man dislike the cute little puppy?
Because it was the heir of the dog that bit him.