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Jokes About Apartments - Page 1
Here is our selection of jokes and funny stories about apartments. There are 4 jokes in this category.
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The landlord said he wanted me to treat the place like my own home. So I did - I didn't pay the rent.
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
A condo committee was screening a couple interested in renting an apartment:
"What kind of work do you do?" they were asked. "My husband is an engineer and I'm a school-teacher," the wife replied.
"Any children?" asked a committee member.
"Yes, 7 & 8 years old," the wife replied.
"Animals?" asked another committee member.
"Oh no! They're very well-behaved!"
"What kind of work do you do?" they were asked. "My husband is an engineer and I'm a school-teacher," the wife replied.
"Any children?" asked a committee member.
"Yes, 7 & 8 years old," the wife replied.
"Animals?" asked another committee member.
"Oh no! They're very well-behaved!"
Nan: How do you like your new studio apartment?
Dan: I have no room for complaint.
Dan: I have no room for complaint.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Checkers
Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are not ties. Explain this.
they are not playing each other.
they are not playing each other.
Dogs
What do you call an alcoholic dog?
A whino.
A whino.
Football
What do they use to serve lunch to football players?
The Soup—er Bowl.
The Soup—er Bowl.
Did you hear about the fool who keeps going around saying "no" anytime someone asks them a question?
No.
Oh, it's you!
No.
Oh, it's you!
Tourists
How many tourists does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
Six. One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
Politicians
It's tough being a politician. Half your reputation is ruined by lies the other half is ruined by the truth!