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Jokes About Apartments - Page 1
Here is our selection of jokes and funny stories about apartments. There are 4 jokes in this category.
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The landlord said he wanted me to treat the place like my own home. So I did - I didn't pay the rent.
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
A condo committee was screening a couple interested in renting an apartment:
"What kind of work do you do?" they were asked. "My husband is an engineer and I'm a school-teacher," the wife replied.
"Any children?" asked a committee member.
"Yes, 7 & 8 years old," the wife replied.
"Animals?" asked another committee member.
"Oh no! They're very well-behaved!"
"What kind of work do you do?" they were asked. "My husband is an engineer and I'm a school-teacher," the wife replied.
"Any children?" asked a committee member.
"Yes, 7 & 8 years old," the wife replied.
"Animals?" asked another committee member.
"Oh no! They're very well-behaved!"
Nan: How do you like your new studio apartment?
Dan: I have no room for complaint.
Dan: I have no room for complaint.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Doctors
This girl went to the doctor. She said, 'I keep thinking there's two of me.
The doctor said, just wait and 'I'll deal with you one at a time.'
The doctor said, just wait and 'I'll deal with you one at a time.'
One psychiatrist meets another on the street. He says, "You're fine,
how am I?".
What does Father Christmas do if his elves get too fat?
He sends them to an elf farm.
He sends them to an elf farm.
Fish
What do you call a large fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather!
The Codfather!
Barbers
Why do ex-barbers make such good parcel delivery drivers?
They know all the short cuts.
They know all the short cuts.
Fly
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Don't worry - he won't drink much.
Don't worry - he won't drink much.