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A condo committee was screening a couple interested in renting an apartment:
"What kind of work do you do?" they were asked.
"My husband is an engineer and I'm a school-teacher," the wife replied.
"Any children?" asked a committee member.
"Yes, 7 & 8 years old," the wife replied.
"Animals?" asked another committee member.
"Oh no! They're very well-behaved!"
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Cindy.
Cindy who?
Cindy next one in please.
Old
MABEL: When I'm old and ugly, will you
still love me?
PERCY: I do, don't I?
Pigs
Pigs might fly but this one drives
Cats
What did the cat do after he had eaten some cheese?
He waited by a mouse hole with baited breath.
Blondes
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Nightclubs
What do you call the people who are made of rubber and stand at the entrance to a nightclub?
Bouncers.