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Jokes About Apartments - Page 1


Here is our selection of jokes and funny stories about apartments. There are 4 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Apartments
The landlord said he wanted me to treat the place like my own home. So I did - I didn't pay the rent.
Jokes About Apartments
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
Jokes About Apartments
A condo committee was screening a couple interested in renting an apartment:
"What kind of work do you do?" they were asked. "My husband is an engineer and I'm a school-teacher," the wife replied.
"Any children?" asked a committee member.
"Yes, 7 & 8 years old," the wife replied.
"Animals?" asked another committee member.
"Oh no! They're very well-behaved!"
Jokes About Apartments
Nan: How do you like your new studio apartment?
Dan: I have no room for complaint.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Cindy.
Cindy who?
Cindy next one in please.

Old

MABEL: When I'm old and ugly, will you still love me?
PERCY: I do, don't I?

Pigs

Pigs might fly but this one drives

Cats

What did the cat do after he had eaten some cheese?
He waited by a mouse hole with baited breath.

Blondes

Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

Nightclubs

What do you call the people who are made of rubber and stand at the entrance to a nightclub?
Bouncers.