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Jokes About Apartments - 7 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Our collection of jokes and funny stories about apartments is something that only people who have lived in flats can really understand. We're going to show you some funny things about apartment living, so sit back and get ready to laugh out loud. There are 7 jokes in this category.
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Nan: How do you like your new studio apartment?
Dan: I have no room for complaint.
Dan: I have no room for complaint.
A condo committee was screening a couple interested in renting an apartment:
'What kind of work do you do?' they were asked. 'My husband is an engineer, and I'm a schoolteacher,' the wife replied.
'Any children?' asked a committee member.
'Yes, 7 & 8 years old,' the wife replied.
'Animals?' asked another committee member.
'Oh no! They're very well-behaved!'
'What kind of work do you do?' they were asked. 'My husband is an engineer, and I'm a schoolteacher,' the wife replied.
'Any children?' asked a committee member.
'Yes, 7 & 8 years old,' the wife replied.
'Animals?' asked another committee member.
'Oh no! They're very well-behaved!'
Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together?
The landlord wanted me to treat the place like my own home, so I did. I didn't pay the rent.
'How much are they asking for your rent now?'
'About twice a week.'
'About twice a week.'
They advertised running water in every room, but I didn't expect it to come down from the ceiling.
The walls in our apartment are so thin that whenever my wife peels onions, the people next door cry.