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Jokes About Apartments - Page 1


Here is our selection of jokes and funny stories about apartments. There are 4 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Apartments
The landlord said he wanted me to treat the place like my own home. So I did - I didn't pay the rent.
Jokes About Apartments
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
Jokes About Apartments
A condo committee was screening a couple interested in renting an apartment:
"What kind of work do you do?" they were asked. "My husband is an engineer and I'm a school-teacher," the wife replied.
"Any children?" asked a committee member.
"Yes, 7 & 8 years old," the wife replied.
"Animals?" asked another committee member.
"Oh no! They're very well-behaved!"
Jokes About Apartments
Nan: How do you like your new studio apartment?
Dan: I have no room for complaint.


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Passengers

Passengers hit by cancelled trains

Blondes

Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They're too hard to peel.

Light Bulbs

How many shop assistants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Only one, but he'll only change it if you have the receipt for the old bulb.

Dogs

What did the aardvark call his dog?
Aard-bark!

Bathing

Jane: Where do you bathe?
Billy: In the spring.
Jane: I said where, not when.

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