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Jokes About Apartments - Page 1


Here is our selection of jokes and funny stories about apartments. There are 4 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Apartments
The landlord said he wanted me to treat the place like my own home. So I did - I didn't pay the rent.
Jokes About Apartments
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
Jokes About Apartments
A condo committee was screening a couple interested in renting an apartment:
"What kind of work do you do?" they were asked. "My husband is an engineer and I'm a school-teacher," the wife replied.
"Any children?" asked a committee member.
"Yes, 7 & 8 years old," the wife replied.
"Animals?" asked another committee member.
"Oh no! They're very well-behaved!"
Jokes About Apartments
Nan: How do you like your new studio apartment?
Dan: I have no room for complaint.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Piano

How do you make a piano laugh?
Tickle its ivories.

Horses

What did one horse say to the other one? Any friend of yours is a palomino.

Blondes

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.

Ghosts

What is a ghost-proof bicycle?
One with no spooks on the wheels.

Alcohol

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

Waiters

Customer: Waiter, there is there a small bug in my salad?
Waiter: l'm terribly sorry. Would you like me to get you a bigger one?