Bumper Stickers
Honk your horn if you hate noise pollution.Scottish Jokes
Did you hear about the motorist on a tour of Scotland who went into a garage and asked them to fit his car with a set of Mull of Kin tyres? Miscellaneous
What go up when the rain comes down?
Umbrellas.Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Smee.
Smee who?
Smee, your friend. Change A Light Bulb
How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to complete the paperwork. Why Was?
Why was the crab arrested?
He was caught pinching things. Change A Light Bulb
How many baritones does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They can't get up that high.Birthdays
There were so many candles on her last birthday cake that they melted it.