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Jokes About Houses - Page 1
Here is our selection of jokes and funny stories about houses and homes. There are 2 jokes in this category.
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People who live in glass houses always have to answer the doorbell.
A man's house is his hassle.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Work
I like work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, what's in this stuff?'
'It's bean soup, sir.'
'I asked for its recipe, not its history.'
'It's bean soup, sir.'
'I asked for its recipe, not its history.'
Birthdays
Ted: My birthday is coming soon. Do you know
what I need?
Tim: Yes, I know what you need, but how do you gift wrap a life?
Tim: Yes, I know what you need, but how do you gift wrap a life?
Maggot
What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot...
Finding half a maggot...
Break
What is the only thing you can break when you say its name?
Silence.
Silence.
Octopus
What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.
An animal that can milk itself.