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Jokes About Houses - Page 1


Here is our selection of jokes and funny stories about houses and homes. There are 2 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Houses
People who live in glass houses always have to answer the doorbell.
Jokes About Houses
A man's house is his hassle.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Mosquito

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a knight of the round table?
A bite in shining armour.

Live

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Miri.
Miri who?
Miri me and we'll live happily ever after.

Dogs

When is a man like a dog?
When he is a boxer.

Make love not war - see driver for details

Teacher

l thought I might become a history teacher when I grew up, but then I realized there was no future in it.

Did you hear about the man who listened to the match?
He burnt his ear.