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Jokes About Houses - Page 1

Here is our selection of jokes and funny stories about houses and homes. There are 2 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Houses
People who live in glass houses always have to answer the doorbell.
Jokes About Houses
A man's house is his hassle.

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I like work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.


Waiter, waiter, what's in this stuff?'
'It's bean soup, sir.'
'I asked for its recipe, not its history.'


Ted: My birthday is coming soon. Do you know what I need?
Tim: Yes, I know what you need, but how do you gift wrap a life?


What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot...


What is the only thing you can break when you say its name?


What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.