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Jokes About Houses - Page 1


Here is our selection of jokes and funny stories about houses and homes. There are 2 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Houses
People who live in glass houses always have to answer the doorbell.
Jokes About Houses
A man's house is his hassle.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Skunk

Why did the skunk use loads of paper hankies?
Because he had a stinking cold.

Dogs

When is a man like a dog?
When he is a boxer.

Mother

Billy: My mother has the worst memory in the world.
Frank: She forgets everything?
Billy: No. she remembers everything.

Bankrupt

Ted: I hear that your duck farm is going bankrupt.
Fred: That's right. I have too many bills.

Ghosts

Did you hear about the baby ghost who applied to join the football team?
He heard the manager say that they were in need of a little team spirit.

Girlfriends

I call my girlfriend 'Laryngitis' because she's a right pain in the neck.