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Jokes About Houses - Page 1
Here is our selection of jokes and funny stories about houses and homes. There are 2 jokes in this category.
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People who live in glass houses always have to answer the doorbell.
A man's house is his hassle.
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Medical definition: Barium. What you do if CPR fails.
Roosters
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.
An alarm cluck.
A prospector marched into an assayer's office and planted two huge gold nuggets on the counter. "Well, don't just stand there, assay something!"
School
Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
Henry: No. Not even a little bit!
Henry: No. Not even a little bit!
Are you sure the nurses know you're using the computer?
Good Luck
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?
A rash of good luck!
A rash of good luck!