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Jokes About Houses - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Our house and home jokes and stories will make you chuckle. DIY and homeownership mistakes will be covered. These humorous stories are for homeowners and renters alike. There are 5 jokes in this category.

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'I was raised in a broken home. My father was terrible at do-it-yourself.’
The temperature in our house is so low that we have to open the refrigerator door to get warm.
A man's house is his hassle.
People who live in glass houses always have to answer the doorbell.
'Do you have running water in your new house?'
'Only when it rains.'

Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Bumper Stickers

Honk your horn if you hate noise pollution.

Scottish Jokes

Did you hear about the motorist on a tour of Scotland who went into a garage and asked them to fit his car with a set of Mull of Kin tyres?

Miscellaneous

What go up when the rain comes down?
Umbrellas.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Smee.
Smee who?
Smee, your friend.

Change A Light Bulb

How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to complete the paperwork.

Why Was?

Why was the crab arrested?
He was caught pinching things.

Change A Light Bulb

How many baritones does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They can't get up that high.

Birthdays

There were so many candles on her last birthday cake that they melted it.
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