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Joke Topic - 'Babies'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Babies'.
This woman and her husband came out of the supermarket. She said, 'I'll put the shopping in the car and you get the baby.'
The husband said, 'Alright.' And off he went. A few minutes later he was back at the car.
The woman said, 'Hey, that's not our baby.' The man said, 'Shut up, it's a better pram.'
The woman said, 'Hey, that's not our baby.' The man said, 'Shut up, it's a better pram.'
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