This woman and her husband came out of the supermarket. She said, 'I'll put the shopping in the car and you get the baby.'
The husband said, 'Alright.' And off he went. A few minutes later he was back at the car.
The woman said, 'Hey, that's not our baby.'
The man said, 'Shut up, it's a better pram.'
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Insects
Which insects are the most loyal?
Ticks. Once they find a friend, they stick to them.
Cats
What did the female cat say to the male cat?
You're the purrfect cat for me.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a pack of cards.
Sit down and I'll deal with you later.
A Strawberry
This bloke said to my brother, 'My trouble is I keep thinking I'm a strawberry.'
My brother said, 'You're in a jam then aren't you.'
Golf
Wife: Where are you going with your golf clubs?
Husband: To a tee party.
Christmas
What do you call a man who works in the perfume department of a store at Christmas?
Frank in Scents.
Blondes
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only
6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
Holidays
What is grey, has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse going on holiday.
Boyfriend
Boyfriend: You look good enough to eat.
Girlfriend: I do eat. Which restaurant shall we go to?