Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Getting Old
You know you're getting old when you turn out the lights for economic reasons instead of romantic ones.
Waiters
Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
What do you want me to do, call a lifeguard.
Dentists
I wanted to be a dentist, but I didn't have enough pull.
Steak
Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"
Antiques
Many Antiques At Senior Citizens' Sale
Dogs
Veterinarian: Has your dog ever had fleas?
Little Boy: No, just puppies!
Driving
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Girlfriends
John: My girlfriend reminds me of a Greek statue.
Dave: You mean she's very beautiful?
John: Yeah, beautiful, but not all there.
Blondes
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."