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Joke Topic - 'Bagpipes'
Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Bagpipes'.
Do you know the difference between a set of bagpipes and a lawnmower?
if someone borrows your lawnmower, you always ask for it back!
if someone borrows your lawnmower, you always ask for it back!
How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!
What is the definition of a true Scottish gentleman?
A Scotsman who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
A Scotsman who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
What is worse than a boy playing the bagpipes?
Two boys playing the bagpipes.
Two boys playing the bagpipes.
Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
They're trying to get away from the noise.
Why do pipers like to march as they play the bagpipes?
A moving target is harder to hit.
A moving target is harder to hit.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Light Bulbs
How many real men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark.
None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark.
Gnomes
Where do gnomes go to to get fit?
To an elf farm.
To an elf farm.
Paint
I'd give my right ear to paint like Van Gogh
Cafeteria
Bacteria: The rear portion of the cafeteria!
Dogs
What do you call an alcoholic dog?
A whino.
A whino.
Dead
Ten year old's response to question, 'When dead, what do you want to be remembered for?': `Ever.'
Eggs
How can you drop and egg six feet without it breaking?
By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.
By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.
Banks
Why can't you keep any secrets in a bank?
Because of all the tellers.
Because of all the tellers.
Eat
Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
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