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Joke Topic - 'Bagpipes'


Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Bagpipes'.

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Do you know the difference between a set of bagpipes and a lawnmower?
if someone borrows your lawnmower, you always ask for it back!
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How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!
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What is the definition of a true Scottish gentleman?
A Scotsman who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is worse than a boy playing the bagpipes?
Two boys playing the bagpipes.
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Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
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Why do pipers like to march as they play the bagpipes?
A moving target is harder to hit.


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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when you turn out the lights for economic reasons instead of romantic ones.
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Waiters

Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
What do you want me to do, call a lifeguard.
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Dentists

I wanted to be a dentist, but I didn't have enough pull.
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Steak

Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"
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Antiques

Many Antiques At Senior Citizens' Sale
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Dogs

Veterinarian: Has your dog ever had fleas?
Little Boy: No, just puppies!
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Driving

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
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Girlfriends

John: My girlfriend reminds me of a Greek statue.
Dave: You mean she's very beautiful?
John: Yeah, beautiful, but not all there.
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Blondes

Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

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