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Joke Topic - 'Bagpipes'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Bagpipes'.

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How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!
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What is the definition of a true Scottish gentleman?
A Scotsman who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
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Why do pipers like to march as they play the bagpipes?
A moving target is harder to hit.


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School

Teacher: Today I want you to write an essay on an elephant.
Pupil: But won't we fall off?
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Bananas

Did you here about the banana that snored loudly?
He woke up the whole bunch.
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A Dime

Why is a dime smarter than a nickel?
Because it has more cents.
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Girlfriends

Jack: I'd go through anything for you.
Mary: Just the door will be enough.
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Salad

What do you call a salad that is a coward?
A chicken salad.
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Santa Claus

What did Santa get when he crossed a reindeer with a piece of wood?
A hat rack.
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Light Bulbs

How many shop assistants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Only one, but he'll only change it if you have the receipt for the old bulb.
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Christmas

In Britain, what do they call Christmas?
Yule Britannia.
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Lucky

Tell me again how I'm lucky to work here..I keep forgetting.

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