Joke Topic - 'Bagpipes' - 6 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Bagpipes'.

Do you know the difference between a set of bagpipes and a lawnmower?
If someone borrows your lawnmower, you always ask for it back!

How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!

What is the definition of a true Scottish gentleman?
A Scotsman who knows how to play the bagpipes but doesn't.

What is worse than a boy playing the bagpipes?
Two boys playing the bagpipes.

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.

Why do pipers like to march as they play the bagpipes?
A moving target is more challenging to hit.

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