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Joke Topic - 'Bagpipes'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Bagpipes'.

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How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!
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What is the definition of a true Scottish gentleman?
A Scotsman who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
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Why do pipers like to march as they play the bagpipes?
A moving target is harder to hit.


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Where do fortune tellers dance?
At the crystal ball!
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What do you call a man who works in the perfume department of a store at Christmas?
Frank in Scents.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep stealing things.
Have you taken anything for it?
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when - Everyone is laughing but you.
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Retiring

Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before retiring.
Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm sixty-five?
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Cry

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry.
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Dieting

I'm so overweight I tried dieting - but the only thing I lost was my temper!
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Mushrooms

What did the boy mushroom say to the girl mushroom?
Hey, I'm a fun guy!
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Snooker

Where does the gardener like to play snooker?
In the potting shed.

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