Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Light Bulbs
How many real men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark.
Gnomes
Where do gnomes go to to get fit?
To an elf farm.
Paint
I'd give my right ear to paint like Van Gogh
Cafeteria
Bacteria: The rear portion of the cafeteria!
Dogs
What do you call an alcoholic dog?
A whino.
Dead
Ten year old's response to question, 'When dead, what do you want to be remembered for?': `Ever.'
Eggs
How can you drop and egg six feet without it breaking?
By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.
Banks
Why can't you keep any secrets in a bank?
Because of all the tellers.
Eat
Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.