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Joke Topic - 'Bagpipes'


Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Bagpipes'.

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Do you know the difference between a set of bagpipes and a lawnmower?
if someone borrows your lawnmower, you always ask for it back!
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How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!
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What is the definition of a true Scottish gentleman?
A Scotsman who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is worse than a boy playing the bagpipes?
Two boys playing the bagpipes.
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Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
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Why do pipers like to march as they play the bagpipes?
A moving target is harder to hit.


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What do you get if you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?
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Why is a dog just like a baseball player?
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You can name your own salary here. I call mine Fred.

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