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Joke Topic - 'Bagpipes'


Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Bagpipes'.

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Do you know the difference between a set of bagpipes and a lawnmower?
if someone borrows your lawnmower, you always ask for it back!
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How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!
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What is the definition of a true Scottish gentleman?
A Scotsman who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is worse than a boy playing the bagpipes?
Two boys playing the bagpipes.
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Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
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Why do pipers like to march as they play the bagpipes?
A moving target is harder to hit.


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Light Bulbs

How many real men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Gnomes

Where do gnomes go to to get fit?
To an elf farm.
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Paint

I'd give my right ear to paint like Van Gogh
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Cafeteria

Bacteria: The rear portion of the cafeteria!
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Dogs

What do you call an alcoholic dog?
A whino.
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Dead

Ten year old's response to question, 'When dead, what do you want to be remembered for?': `Ever.'
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Eggs

How can you drop and egg six feet without it breaking?
By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.
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Banks

Why can't you keep any secrets in a bank?
Because of all the tellers.
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Eat

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

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