Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing into the future.
When did this first happen?
Next Tuesday.
Wife
My wife divorced me on religious grounds.
She worships money and I don't have any.
Lawyers
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Monkeys
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells...
Ghosts
When ghosts hold a press conference, who does all the talking?
The spooksperson.
Dyslexic
A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
Beer
24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
Idiot
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
Ducks
What has webbed feet and fangs?
Count Quackula.