Joke Topic - 'Baking'

Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.

What is the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.

What do you call a an extremely wealthy old man who has changed his will six times in the last year?
A fresh heir fiend!

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

This bloke said to my brother, 'I think I'm a clock you know.'
My brother said, 'Well don't get wound up about it.'

Printed in a newspaper - Hugh and Ruth went to grammar school together and their marriage will stop a romance begun between them there.

Football is only a game - until your team loses.

Your mumma is so dumb she took a ruler 2 bed 2 c how long she slept!

What did the bicycle call its father?
Pop-cycle.