Joke Topic - 'Baking'

Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
A: Have you ever tried to iron one?

What was the name of the small horse that fought windmills?
Donkey Oatey.

Highway man to traveller: Your money or your life!
Traveller: Take my life, I'm saving up.

Police move in book case

Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.

What is a thespian pony?
A little horse play

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?
Are you my mother?

Why do skeletons hate the winter weather?
Because the cold goes right through them.

Why is it that drunks never spill drinks on other drunks?