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Joke Topic - 'Bakers'


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Why did the baker work overtime?
Because he kneaded the dough.


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Skeleton

What do you call a very lazy skeleton?
Bone idle.
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A Shave

What does Luke Skywalker use when he wants a shave?
A laser blade.
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Snowmen

Why don't snowmen ever marry?
They always get cold feet at the last minute.
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Blondes

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Give her M&M's and tell her to put them in alpabetical order.
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Perfume

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?
I never make rash promises.
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Recovered

Did you hear about the man who fell into a upholstery machine?
He's fully recovered.
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Slimy

What has ten legs, bulging eyes and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!
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Judges

Judge: "Do you wish to challenge any of the jury?
Prisoner: "Well, I think I can lick that little fellow on this end..."

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