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Joke Topic - 'Bakers' - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Bakers'.
Did you hear about the baker who got an electric shock?
He stood on a bun, and a current ran up his leg.
He stood on a bun, and a current ran up his leg.
There was a Scottish baker who tried to economize by making the holes in his doughnuts bigger. He soon gave it up, though. The bigger the hole was, the more dough he had to put around it.
Why did everyone find the baker's jokes funny?
Because he had a rye sense of humor.
Because he had a rye sense of humor.
Why did the baker work overtime?
Because he kneaded the dough.
Because he kneaded the dough.
Why did the lazy man apply for a job in a bakery?
So he could just loaf around all day.
So he could just loaf around all day.
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Blondes
What's a blonde's favorite wine?
'Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!'
'Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!'
Eggs
Why don't eggs like telling jokes?
They would crack each other up.
They would crack each other up.
Santa Claus
What do you call the man who hosts a Christmas quiz show?
Santa Clues.
Santa Clues.
Christmas
What Christmas song does Tarzan always sing?
Jungle Bells.
Jungle Bells.
Blondes
What do you do if a blonde woman throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin out and throw it back.
Pull the pin out and throw it back.
Fat
Yo mama is so fat; she has her own area code.
Farmers
Why did the farmer feed sugar and vinegar to his pigs?
He wanted sweet and sour pork.
He wanted sweet and sour pork.
History
History does not repeat itself. Historians merely repeat each other.
Thieves
What do you call five thieves on surfboards?
A crime wave.
A crime wave.