Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Skeleton
What do you call a very lazy skeleton?
Bone idle.
A Shave
What does Luke Skywalker use when he wants a shave?
A laser blade.
Snowmen
Why don't snowmen ever marry?
They always get cold feet at the last minute.
Blondes
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Give her M&M's and tell her to put them in alpabetical order.
Perfume
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?
I never make rash promises.
Recovered
Did you hear about the man who fell into a upholstery machine?
He's fully recovered.
Slimy
What has ten legs, bulging eyes and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!
Judges
Judge: "Do you wish to challenge any of the jury?
Prisoner: "Well, I think I can lick that little fellow on this end..."