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Joke Topic - 'Bacteria' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Bacteria'.
He supports bacteria, it's the only culture he has.
Support bacteria - It's the only culture some people have!
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Thieves
A gang of thieves broke into a blood bank last night and stole a hundred pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots.
Cookies
What did the cookie say when it saw two friends being crushed?
Oh Crumbs!
Oh Crumbs!
Fish
What type of fish performs surgical operations?
A sturgeon.
A sturgeon.
Chocolate
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe lend me five dollars? I want to buy some chocolate.
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe lend me five dollars? I want to buy some chocolate.
Leave
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Steaks
Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said, 'Well done.'
Waiter: Thank you, Sir.
Waiter: Thank you, Sir.
Boxers
How do you get a boxer to laugh?
Start telling a joke and then hit him with the punchline.
Start telling a joke and then hit him with the punchline.
Tarzan
What did Tarzan say to Jane when he came home from a hard day at work?
It's a jungle out there.
It's a jungle out there.
Waiters
Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
Don't worry, sir, they don't drink much.
There's a fly in my soup.
Don't worry, sir, they don't drink much.