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Joke Topic - 'Bacteria'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Bacteria'.


He supports bacteria; it's the only culture he has.

Support bacteria - It's the only culture some people have!

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Minnie who?
Minnie are called but few are chosen.


Did you hear about the karate champion who joined the army?
The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself.


My parents sent me to boarding school so that they wouldn't have to help me with my homework.


Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant?
A meal will cost you an arm and a leg.


Waiter, waiter, I can't eat this.
Why not, sir?
Because you haven't given me a knife and fork.


For weeks I've been telling you not to buy anything for my birthday and yet you still forgot to bring me something.


Did you hear about the skeleton that was attacked by a dog?
It ran off with some bones and left him without a leg to stand on.


My girlfriend said she's leaving me because I'm always talking about Batman.
What a joker she is.


Why does a woman say she's been shopping even when she hasn't bought a thing?

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