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Joke Topic - 'Bacteria'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Bacteria'.

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He supports bacteria; it's the only culture he has.
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Support bacteria - It's the only culture some people have!


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Chosen

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Minnie.
Minnie who?
Minnie are called but few are chosen.
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Karate

Did you hear about the karate champion who joined the army?
The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself.
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School

My parents sent me to boarding school so that they wouldn't have to help me with my homework.
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Cannibals

Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant?
A meal will cost you an arm and a leg.
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Eat

Waiter, waiter, I can't eat this.
Why not, sir?
Because you haven't given me a knife and fork.
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Birthdays

For weeks I've been telling you not to buy anything for my birthday and yet you still forgot to bring me something.
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Skeleton

Did you hear about the skeleton that was attacked by a dog?
It ran off with some bones and left him without a leg to stand on.
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Batman

My girlfriend said she's leaving me because I'm always talking about Batman.
What a joker she is.
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Shopping

Why does a woman say she's been shopping even when she hasn't bought a thing?

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