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Joke Topic - 'Bacteria'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Bacteria'.
He supports bacteria; it's the only culture he has.
Support bacteria - It's the only culture some people have!
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Scottish
How do you get a Scotsman to climb onto the roof of his home?
Tell him that the drinks are on the house.
Tell him that the drinks are on the house.
Knock Knock
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wendy
Wendy who?
Wendy red red robin goes bob bob bobbin along.
Who's there?
Wendy
Wendy who?
Wendy red red robin goes bob bob bobbin along.
Bankrupt
Ted: I hear that your duck farm is going bankrupt.
Fred: That's right. I have too many bills.
Fred: That's right. I have too many bills.
People
Who can tell people Where to get off and get away with it?
A bus driver.
A bus driver.
Pets
Which type of pet is the noisiest?
A trumpet!
A trumpet!
Tennis
What can be served but cannot be eaten?
A tennis ball.
A tennis ball.
Maths
Primary maths pupil's answer to question, `take 9 from 246 as many times as possible': `I did it fifty times and I always got 237.'
Girlfriends
Fred: My girlfriend spends hours in front of the mirror admiring her beauty. Do you think that's vanity?
George: No, it's just imagination.
George: No, it's just imagination.
Weddings
What do monsters like to do at weddings?
They toast the bride and groom.
They toast the bride and groom.
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