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Joke Topic - 'Bacteria' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Bacteria'.

He supports bacteria, it's the only culture he has.
Support bacteria - It's the only culture some people have!

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Accountants

Tom: What do you do for a living?
Jack: I work with figures.
Tom: You're an accountant?
Jack: No. A fitness instructor.

Prunes

Did you hear about the man who stole a truckload of prunes?
He's been on the run for the last month.

Promises

Did you hear what happened to the tub of butter?
If I tell you about it, you need to promise not to spread it around.

Rabbits

What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
A hip hopper.

Waiters

Waiter, waiter, this food is terrible. Bring me the manager.
I'm sorry, sir. He won't eat it either.

Hippies

What do you call a hippy's wife?
Mississippi.

Birds

My uncle said, 'I've got this woodpecker with no beak. What shall I call him?'
I said, 'A headbanger.

Cows

What do you call a cow that just had a calf?
Decalfinated!

Pigs

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a bunch of flowers?
It was Valenswine's Day!
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