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Joke Topic - 'Bacteria'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Bacteria'.


He supports bacteria; it's the only culture he has.

Support bacteria - It's the only culture some people have!

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Teacher: Billy, why have you not given me your homework?
Billy: I made it into a paper aeroplane and someone hijacked it.


What do you call a musician who's girlfriend has just dumped him?


A man went into a pet shop and asked the assistant if they had any dogs going cheap?
He replied, "Sorry sir all ours go woof."


I keep trying to write a song about drinking but I just can't get past the first few bars.


Why could you say that a fish and chip shop is like a cricket team?
Because they both need a good batter.


Her boyfriend is so stupid, when they were handing out brains he thought they said trains, so he asked for a slow one.


Crime is merely politics without the excuses.


Q: What do you call a cow that is laying on a barn floor?
A: Ground Beef


Why is a bee like an insult?
Because both carry a sting!

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