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Joke Topic - 'Bacteria'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Bacteria'.

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He supports bacteria; it's the only culture he has.
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Support bacteria - It's the only culture some people have!


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Teachers

Teacher: Billy, why have you not given me your homework?
Billy: I made it into a paper aeroplane and someone hijacked it.
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Musicians

What do you call a musician who's girlfriend has just dumped him?
Homeless.
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Dogs

A man went into a pet shop and asked the assistant if they had any dogs going cheap?
He replied, "Sorry sir all ours go woof."
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Song

I keep trying to write a song about drinking but I just can't get past the first few bars.
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Cricket

Why could you say that a fish and chip shop is like a cricket team?
Because they both need a good batter.
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Boyfriends

Her boyfriend is so stupid, when they were handing out brains he thought they said trains, so he asked for a slow one.
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Politicians

Crime is merely politics without the excuses.
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Cows

Q: What do you call a cow that is laying on a barn floor?
A: Ground Beef
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Bee

Why is a bee like an insult?
Because both carry a sting!

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