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Joke Topic - 'Bacteria'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Bacteria'.


He supports bacteria; it's the only culture he has.

Support bacteria - It's the only culture some people have!

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How do you get a Scotsman to climb onto the roof of his home?
Tell him that the drinks are on the house.

Knock Knock

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wendy who?
Wendy red red robin goes bob bob bobbin along.


Ted: I hear that your duck farm is going bankrupt.
Fred: That's right. I have too many bills.


Who can tell people Where to get off and get away with it?
A bus driver.


Which type of pet is the noisiest?
A trumpet!


What can be served but cannot be eaten?
A tennis ball.


Primary maths pupil's answer to question, `take 9 from 246 as many times as possible': `I did it fifty times and I always got 237.'


Fred: My girlfriend spends hours in front of the mirror admiring her beauty. Do you think that's vanity?
George: No, it's just imagination.


What do monsters like to do at weddings?
They toast the bride and groom.

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