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Joke Topic - 'Bachelors'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Bachelors'.

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A bachelor is a man who has not made the same mistake once.
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A bachelor is a man who is careful to steer clear of women with bride ideas.
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Bachelor: A man who has faults he doesn't know about yet.
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How do you scare a confirmed bachelor?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing confetti.
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Many a poor husband was once a rich bachelor.


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Cats

What do you call it when a cat stops briefly?
A paws.
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Rob

Why did the man did the man try to rob the baker shop?
He wanted to steal the dough.
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Christmas

Never mind the star - get those camels off my lawn!
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Football

Football is only a game - until your team loses.
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Blondes

Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A: They can't find the zipper.
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Change A Light Bulb

How many British Rail staff does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to apologize for the delay.
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Dandruff

Do you suffer from Dan Druff?
Well, just tell him to go away and leave you alone.
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Light Bulbs

How many film stars doe it take to change a light-bulb?
One, but he only takes one step up the ladder, and then his stunt double takes over.
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Genie

Why did the genie in the lamp get angry?
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!

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