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Joke Topic - 'Bachelors' - 6 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Bachelors'.
A bachelor is a man who has not made the same mistake once.
A bachelor is a man who is careful to steer clear of women with bride ideas.
Bachelor: A man who has faults he doesn't know about yet.
Father Cannibal To Daughter: It's time you got married. We'll start looking for an edible bachelor.
How do you scare a confirmed bachelor?
Sneak up behind him and throw confetti.
Sneak up behind him and throw confetti.
Many a poor husband was once a rich bachelor.
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Doctors
Doctor: How did you get here so quickly?
Patient: Flu.
Patient: Flu.
Elephants
My uncle said, 'I've got this elephant that Won't talk to me.'
The vet said, 'What's his name?'
My uncle said, 'He won't even tell me that.'
The vet said, 'What's his name?'
My uncle said, 'He won't even tell me that.'
Airplanes
What is red and green and jumps out of airplanes?
A parrot-trooper.
A parrot-trooper.
Christmas
Never mind the star - get those camels off my lawn!
Leave
I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
Dalmatians
Why are Dalmatians no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.
Because they are always spotted.
Sheep
Where do sheep buy their Christmas presents?
They go to Wool-mart!
They go to Wool-mart!
Pets
What kind of pets like to lay around the house all day?
Car-pets!
Car-pets!
Watches
Joe: He must be in the watch business.
Bill: Whatever gave you that idea?
Joe: Whenever I work. he watches.
Bill: Whatever gave you that idea?
Joe: Whenever I work. he watches.