Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Christmas
Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?
Because they soot him.
Eagles
Why did the eagle sit on top the church spire?
It was a bird of pray.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body at home?
Umbrellas
What is most useful when it is used up?
An umbrella.
Music
Hostess: They tell me you love good music.
Guest: Yes, I do. But never mind, keep right on playing.
Birthdays
How many birthdays does the average man have?
Only one. When he was born.
The Biggest Handicap
What is the biggest handicap in golf?
Being honest.
Blondes
How do you murder a blonde?
Put spikes on her shoulder pads.
Skeletons
Why do skeletons always go on vacation alone?
Because they have nobody to go with.