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Joke Topic - 'Bachelors'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Bachelors'.

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A bachelor is a man who has not made the same mistake once.
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A bachelor is a man who is careful to steer clear of women with bride ideas.
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Bachelor: A man who has faults he doesn't know about yet.
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How do you scare a confirmed bachelor?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing confetti.
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Many a poor husband was once a rich bachelor.


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Christmas

Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?
Because they soot him.
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Eagles

Why did the eagle sit on top the church spire?
It was a bird of pray.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body at home?
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Umbrellas

What is most useful when it is used up?
An umbrella.
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Music

Hostess: They tell me you love good music.
Guest: Yes, I do. But never mind, keep right on playing.
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Birthdays

How many birthdays does the average man have?
Only one. When he was born.
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The Biggest Handicap

What is the biggest handicap in golf?
Being honest.
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Blondes

How do you murder a blonde?
Put spikes on her shoulder pads.
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Skeletons

Why do skeletons always go on vacation alone?
Because they have nobody to go with.

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