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Joke Topic - 'Bachelors'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Bachelors'.


A bachelor is a man who has not made the same mistake once.

A bachelor is a man who is careful to steer clear of women with bride ideas.

Bachelor: A man who has faults he doesn't know about yet.

How do you scare a confirmed bachelor?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing confetti.

Many a poor husband was once a rich bachelor.

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Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?
Because they soot him.


Why did the eagle sit on top the church spire?
It was a bird of pray.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie who?
Annie body at home?


What is most useful when it is used up?
An umbrella.


Hostess: They tell me you love good music.
Guest: Yes, I do. But never mind, keep right on playing.


How many birthdays does the average man have?
Only one. When he was born.

The Biggest Handicap

What is the biggest handicap in golf?
Being honest.


How do you murder a blonde?
Put spikes on her shoulder pads.


Why do skeletons always go on vacation alone?
Because they have nobody to go with.

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