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Joke Topic - 'Bachelors'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Bachelors'.

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A bachelor is a man who has not made the same mistake once.
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A bachelor is a man who is careful to steer clear of women with bride ideas.
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Bachelor: A man who has faults he doesn't know about yet.
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How do you scare a confirmed bachelor?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing confetti.
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Many a poor husband was once a rich bachelor.


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Books

How many books can you put on an empty shelf?
One. After that it isn't empty.
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Basketball

Why did the basketball court get wet?
The players dribbled all over it.
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Brake

I brake for Hallucinations.
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Insect

How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea, go.
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Computers

What did one computer say to the other computer?
You've got a nice interface.
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Psychiatrists

Why go to a psychiatrist when you can stay at home and talk to the ceiling for free.
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Dumb

I'm not as dumb as you look.
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A Married Man

A married man should always forget his mistakes.
There's no use two people remembering the same things.
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Driving

Police Officer: Why are you driving you car wearing only a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.

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