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Joke Topic - 'Bachelors'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Bachelors'.


A bachelor is a man who has not made the same mistake once.

A bachelor is a man who is careful to steer clear of women with bride ideas.

Bachelor: A man who has faults he doesn't know about yet.

How do you scare a confirmed bachelor?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing confetti.

Many a poor husband was once a rich bachelor.

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What do you call it when a cat stops briefly?
A paws.


Why did the man did the man try to rob the baker shop?
He wanted to steal the dough.


Never mind the star - get those camels off my lawn!


Football is only a game - until your team loses.


Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A: They can't find the zipper.

Change A Light Bulb

How many British Rail staff does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to apologize for the delay.


Do you suffer from Dan Druff?
Well, just tell him to go away and leave you alone.

Light Bulbs

How many film stars doe it take to change a light-bulb?
One, but he only takes one step up the ladder, and then his stunt double takes over.


Why did the genie in the lamp get angry?
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!

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