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Joke Topic - 'Bachelors'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Bachelors'.

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A bachelor is a man who has not made the same mistake once.
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A bachelor is a man who is careful to steer clear of women with bride ideas.
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Bachelor: A man who has faults he doesn't know about yet.
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How do you scare a confirmed bachelor?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing confetti.
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Many a poor husband was once a rich bachelor.


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Song

I keep trying to write a song about drinking but I just can't get past the first few bars.
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Coward

What is chunky, white, and cowardly?
Chicken salad.
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A Married Man

A married man should always forget his mistakes.
There's no use two people remembering the same things.
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Lightning

What did a bolt of lightning say to another one?
You really are shocking!
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A: A Space Invader.
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Bachelors

Bachelor: A man who has faults he doesn't know about yet.
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Doctors

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
That depends on whether it has health insurance.
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Undertakers

How do undertakers speak?
Gravely.
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Yodel

Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.

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