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Joke Topic - 'Bachelors'
Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Bachelors'.
A bachelor is a man who has not made the same mistake once.
A bachelor is a man who is careful to steer clear of women with bride ideas.
Bachelor: A man who has faults he doesn't know about yet.
How do you scare a confirmed bachelor?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing confetti.
Sneak up behind him and start throwing confetti.
Many a poor husband was once a rich bachelor.
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Christmas
Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?
Because they soot him.
Because they soot him.
Eagles
Why did the eagle sit on top the church spire?
It was a bird of pray.
It was a bird of pray.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body at home?
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body at home?
Umbrellas
What is most useful when it is used up?
An umbrella.
An umbrella.
Music
Hostess: They tell me you love good music.
Guest: Yes, I do. But never mind, keep right on playing.
Guest: Yes, I do. But never mind, keep right on playing.
Birthdays
How many birthdays does the average man have?
Only one. When he was born.
Only one. When he was born.
The Biggest Handicap
What is the biggest handicap in golf?
Being honest.
Being honest.
Blondes
How do you murder a blonde?
Put spikes on her shoulder pads.
Put spikes on her shoulder pads.
Skeletons
Why do skeletons always go on vacation alone?
Because they have nobody to go with.
Because they have nobody to go with.
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