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Joke Topic - 'Bachelors'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Bachelors'.


A bachelor is a man who has not made the same mistake once.

A bachelor is a man who is careful to steer clear of women with bride ideas.

Bachelor: A man who has faults he doesn't know about yet.

How do you scare a confirmed bachelor?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing confetti.

Many a poor husband was once a rich bachelor.

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How many books can you put on an empty shelf?
One. After that it isn't empty.


Why did the basketball court get wet?
The players dribbled all over it.


I brake for Hallucinations.


How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea, go.


What did one computer say to the other computer?
You've got a nice interface.


Why go to a psychiatrist when you can stay at home and talk to the ceiling for free.


I'm not as dumb as you look.

A Married Man

A married man should always forget his mistakes.
There's no use two people remembering the same things.


Police Officer: Why are you driving you car wearing only a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.

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