Joke Topic - 'Bachelors'

Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Bachelors'.

A bachelor is a man who has not made the same mistake once.

A bachelor is a man who is careful to steer clear of women with bride ideas.

Bachelor: A man who has faults he doesn't know about yet.

Father Cannibal To Daughter: It's time you got married. We'll start looking for an edible bachelor.

How do you scare a confirmed bachelor?
Sneak up behind him and throw confetti.

Many a poor husband was once a rich bachelor.

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I don't have a drinking problem.
I drink.
I get drunk.
I fall down.
No problem.

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Waiter: Because the chef has put everything she's got into it.

Football is only a game - until your team loses.

How does a barber cut the moon's hair?
Eclipse it.

Salesman: Would you like to buy these speakers?
Customer: Are you sure they are a sound investment?

What do you call two ghosts who repeatedly press your doorbell?
Dead ringers.

Sorry, I forgot all about the amnesia conference!

Customer: Waiter, what's this fly doing in my ice cream?
Waiter: Looks like he's learning to ski.

What can you break without touching it?
Your promise.