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Joke Topic - 'Bachelors' - 6 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Bachelors'.

A bachelor is a man who has not made the same mistake once.
A bachelor is a man who is careful to steer clear of women with bride ideas.
Bachelor: A man who has faults he doesn't know about yet.
Father Cannibal To Daughter: It's time you got married. We'll start looking for an edible bachelor.
How do you scare a confirmed bachelor?
Sneak up behind him and throw confetti.
Many a poor husband was once a rich bachelor.

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Never mind the star - get those camels off my lawn!

Leave

I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

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Watches

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Bill: Whatever gave you that idea?
Joe: Whenever I work. he watches.
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