Bankers
How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember what the combination is.
Banks
Which rabbits became famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.
Barbers
Why do ex-barbers make such good parcel delivery drivers?
They know all the shortcuts.
Barking
Why did the Labrador dog cross the road?
To try and find a barking space.
Bark
What has a bark but no bite?
A tree.
Banks
Bill: What's the name of your bank?
George: Piggy.
Bankers
What do you call a banker who has no friends?
A loaner.
Bankrupt
Did you hear about the dating agency for chickens that went bankrupt last week?
They couldn't make hens meet.
Bark
I bet your mother has a loud bark!
Bankers
If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?