Bees
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Doctor: Sorry, I'm too busy to see you right now. Can you give me a buzz later?
Bees
What do you call a bee that is born in the month of May?
A maybee.
Birds
What books do owls like to read?
Whoo-dunnits.
Bees
What is at the back of a bee?
It's bee-hind.
Bees
Diner: Waiter, there's a bee in my soup.
Waiter: Of course, there is, sir, it's alphabet soup.
Bees
Why do bees always hum?
Because they can't remember the words.
Bees
What goes 'zzub, zzub'?
A bee flying backward.
Birds
What do you get if you cross a bird with a magician?
A flying sorcerer.
Believe
He believes in an old proverb - go to bed early and stay there.
Believe
Why wasn't the ghost successful?
Because he didn't believe in himself!