Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'B' - Page 8

This is page 8 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'B'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Butchers - Butlers - Buy - Buzzing.

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Why was the butcher so worried?
His job was at steak.

A clerk in a butcher shop is 5 ft 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a 10-dollar note
Well, go and buy something then; the change will do you good.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Doctor: Sorry, I'm too busy to see you right now. Can you give me a buzz later?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Norma
Norma who?
Normally the butler opens the door.

If the shoe fits, buy the other one too.

If God meant us to fly - he'd buy the tickets