Did you hear about the banana that snored loudly?
He woke up the whole bunch.
What do you get if you cross a banana with a comedian?
Peels of laughter.
What is yellow and can be used for writing?
A ballpoint banana.
What kind of shoes are made from banana skins?
Slippers.
Why did the banana cross the road?
It was a slip road.
Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.
Why did the banana visit the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
Why did the man lose his job with a fruit packing company?
Because he kept throwing the bent bananas away.
Why do bananas never get lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.
Why don't blondes eat bananas?
They can't find the zipper.