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Doctor, Doctor.
My sister thinks she's a seabird.
She'll just have to wait her tern.
My sister thinks she's a seabird.
She'll just have to wait her tern.
Doctor, Doctor.
I can't stop sneezing. What can you give me?
A tissue?
Oh no, it's also happening to you.
I can't stop sneezing. What can you give me?
A tissue?
Oh no, it's also happening to you.
Doctor, doctor, my son's just swallowed some gunpowder.
Well, don't point him at me.
Well, don't point him at me.
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pencil.
Doctor: Can you get to the point?
Doctor: Can you get to the point?
A boy called the doctor..
'Doctor, doctor, come quickly; my little brother has just swallowed my pen.' '
' I'll be right over - what are you doing in the meantime?'
' I'm using a pencil...'
'Doctor, doctor, come quickly; my little brother has just swallowed my pen.' '
' I'll be right over - what are you doing in the meantime?'
' I'm using a pencil...'
Doctor, doctor! I'm becoming invisible.
Yes, I can see you're not all there.
Yes, I can see you're not all there.
Doctor, doctor! I feel like a sheep.
That's baaaaaad.
That's baaaaaad.
Doctor, doctor, these pills you gave me for BO are useless.
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping from under my arms.
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping from under my arms.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a frog
Go on, hop it!
Go on, hop it!
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snail.
Don't worry, we'll soon have you out of your shell.
Don't worry, we'll soon have you out of your shell.
Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a dustbin.
Don't talk rubbish.
Don't talk rubbish.
Doctor, doctor, I keep losing my memory.
When did you first notice it?
When did I first notice what?
When did you first notice it?
When did I first notice what?