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Jokes About Doctors
Doctor, doctor, my son's just swallowed some gunpowder.
Well, don't point him at me.
Jokes About Doctors
The doctor comes in and tells his patient he has some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you don't have cancer, the bad news is that you have short-term memory loss.
Then the patient says, "But do I have Cancer?"
Jokes About Doctors
Doctor, Doctor.
I can't stop sneezing. What can you give me?
A tissue?
Oh no, it's happening to you as well.
Jokes About Doctors
Doctor, Doctor.
My sister thinks she's a seabird.
She'll just have to wait her tern.
Submitted by: Joan
Jokes About Doctors
"Doctor, doctor, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get a sharp pain in my nose."
"Have you tried taking the spoon out of the cup?"
Jokes About Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bridge.
Now then, what's come over you?
Two cars and a truck.
Jokes About Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a pack of cards.
Sit down and I'll deal with you later.
Jokes About Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, my wooden leg is giving me a lot of pain.
Why is that?
My wife keeps hitting me over the head with it.
Jokes About Doctors
"Doctor, doctor, I've just swallowed the film from my camera."
"Well, let's hope nothing develops."
Jokes About Doctors
"Doctor, doctor< I keep seeing double."
"Take a seat please."
"Which one?"

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