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Jokes About Doctors
Patient: Doctor, I feel very ill. I think that I ate too many oysters last night.
Doctor: Were the oysters fresh?
Patient: I don't know if they were fresh or not?
Doctor: Well, what did they look like when you opened them?
Patient: You mean you have to open them?
Jokes About Doctors
Patient: Doctor, you must help me I keep thinking that I'm a crossword puzzle.
Doctor: Is it getting you down?
Jokes About Doctors
Doctor: How did you get here so quickly?
Patient: Flu.
Jokes About Doctors
Patient: This morning I was walking across a field and was trampled by some cows.
Doctor: So I herd.
Jokes About Doctors
Doctor, doctor. I think that I'm turning into a baby cat.
I think you're just kitten me.
Jokes About Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I've got a little sty.
Well you'd better buy a little pig for it then.
Jokes About Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a slice of bread.
Doctor: You've need to stop loafing around.
Jokes About Doctors
Doctor: Have you ever had this problem before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, you've got it again!
Jokes About Doctors
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I keep losing my temper with people.
Doctor: Tell me about your problem.
Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid idiot!
Jokes About Doctors
Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!

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