Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing into the future.
When did this first happen?
Next Tuesday.
Doctor, doctor, I keep stealing things.
Have you taken anything for it?
Doctor, doctor, I think I've gone a funny color.
Nonsense, it's just a pigment of your imagination.
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a 10-dollar note
Well, go and buy something then; the change will do you good.
Doctor, doctor. Every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, and Goofy.
OK, how long have you had these Disney spells?
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing frogs before my eyes.
Doctor: Don't worry, it's only a hoptical illusion.
Doctor: I will examine you for twenty dollars.
Patient: Go ahead, Doctor. If you find it, you can have it.
What did the doctor say to the tonsil?
You look so cute, I would like to take you out.
Doctor, Doctor, what can I do about my broken leg?
Limp.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I've been here before.
Oh, no, not you again.
Doctor, doctor, what's the best cure for water on the knee?
A tap on the ankle.
Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet!
Well, you do look a site.