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Jokes About Doctors - Page 8
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Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps calling me a liar.
I can't believe that!
I can't believe that!
Doctor, Doctor I've just swallowed a pen.
Well sit down and write your name!
Well sit down and write your name!
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog.
How long have you felt like this?
Ever since I was a puppy!
How long have you felt like this?
Ever since I was a puppy!
Doctor, Doctor I keep getting an urge to paint myself gold.
Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!
Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!
Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple.
Don't worry we'll soon get to the core of this!
Don't worry we'll soon get to the core of this!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God.
When did this start?
Well first I created the sun, then the earth...
When did this start?
Well first I created the sun, then the earth...
Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a really bad headache?
Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself on the head. Then you'll have a really bad headache.
Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself on the head. Then you'll have a really bad headache.
Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?
I never make rash promises.
I never make rash promises.
Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction.
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?
Didn't I see you yesterday?