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Jokes About Dentists - 22 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Are you looking for some dentist jokes? Here's our selection of funny jokes and stories about visiting the dentist. There are 22 jokes in this category.
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Why did the bagel go to the dentist?
Because it needed a filling.
Because it needed a filling.
How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
His drill slipped.
His drill slipped.
I don't like my dentist - he's a real bore.
When I talk, people listen with their mouths open.
Oh, you must be a dentist.
Oh, you must be a dentist.
What award does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.
A little plaque.
What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
Fill me in when you get back.
Fill me in when you get back.
What do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth.
A bit long in the tooth.
Why did the king visit the dentist?
Because he wanted to have his teeth crowned!
Because he wanted to have his teeth crowned!
What does a dentist call x-rays?
toothpics.
toothpics.
Why did the queen go to the dentist?
To get her teeth crowned.
To get her teeth crowned.
Why do dentists like to eat potatoes?
Because they are so filling.
Because they are so filling.
What did the dentist see when he visited the North Pole?
A molar bear.
A molar bear.