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Jokes About Dentists - Page 1
Trying to extract humor out of going to the dentist, here is our selection of jokes and funny stories about dentists. There are 14 jokes in this category.
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What do you call a dentist in the army?
A drill sergeant.
A drill sergeant.
Did you hear about the singer who went to the dentist?
He gave her falsetto teeth.
He gave her falsetto teeth.
What did the dentist see when he went to the North Pole?
A molar bear.
A molar bear.
Why do dentists like to eat potatoes?
Because they are so filling.
Because they are so filling.
Why did the queen go to the dentist?
To get her teeth crowned.
To get her teeth crowned.
What does a dentist call x-rays?
tooth-pics.
tooth-pics.
Why did the king visit the dentist?
Because he wanted to have his teeth crowned!
Because he wanted to have his teeth crowned!
What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth.
A bit long in the tooth.
What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
Fill me in when you get back.
Fill me in when you get back.
What award does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.
A little plaque.