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Here is our selection of jokes and funny stories about psychiatrists. There are 11 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Psychiatrists
Did you hear what happened when a car mechanic went to see a psychiatrist?
He lay down under the couch.
Jokes About Psychiatrists
The psychiatrist was surprised to see a tortoise come into his office.
"What can I do for you?" asked the psychiatrist?"
"I'm terribly shy," said the tortoise, "I want you to cure me of that".
"No problem. I'll soon have you out of your shell."
Jokes About Psychiatrists
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session, "I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said. "So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning."
"Of course." replied the patient. "In the beginning, I created the Heavens and the Earth..."
Jokes About Psychiatrists
Why did the airline pilot go to see a psychiatrist?
He thought that he was plane crazy.
Jokes About Psychiatrists
Why go to a psychiatrist when you can stay at home and talk to the ceiling for free.
Jokes About Psychiatrists
One psychiatrist meets another on the street. He says, "You're fine, how am I?".
Jokes About Psychiatrists
A woman went to a psychatrist and said to him. 'I want to ask you about my husband. He thinks he's a refrigerator.'
'Well thats nothing to worry about,' said the psychiatrist. 'I would say that's quite a harmless obsession.'
'Yes, but the thing is,' said the woman, 'he sleeps with his mouth open and the little light keeps me awake at night.'
Jokes About Psychiatrists
A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.
Jokes About Psychiatrists
My physchiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him "If you don't mind I'd like a second opion. "He said "Alright .. you're ugly too."
Jokes About Psychiatrists
Psychiatrists say that one out of four people are mentally ill. Check three friends. If they're OK, you're it.

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