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Medical Jokes - Page 1
Here is our selection of jokes and funny stories about the medical profession. There are 15 jokes in this category.
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George: Is your father still in the hospital?
William: Yes. He's in the Expensive Care Unit.
William: Yes. He's in the Expensive Care Unit.
Head Nurse: How is that new patient doing?
Nurse: He's a real pain. Yesterday he cried all day just because he lost four teeth.
Head Nurse: What's wrong with that? I'd be pretty upset if I lost four teeth.
Nurse: From his comb?
Nurse: He's a real pain. Yesterday he cried all day just because he lost four teeth.
Head Nurse: What's wrong with that? I'd be pretty upset if I lost four teeth.
Nurse: From his comb?
Do you suffer from Dan Druff?
Well, just tell him to go away and leave you alone.
Well, just tell him to go away and leave you alone.
What blood type are pessimists?
B-negative.
B-negative.
An applicant was being interviewed for admission to a famous medical school. "Tell me," inquired the interviewer, "where do you expect to be in ten years time?"
"Well, let's see," replied the student. "It's Wednesday afternoon so I guess that I'll be on the golf course by now.
"Well, let's see," replied the student. "It's Wednesday afternoon so I guess that I'll be on the golf course by now.
Which famous Dutch painter always had a very bad cold?
Vincent Van Cough.
Vincent Van Cough.
Last night I was going to kill myself by swallowing a handful of asprins - but after taking the first two I felt much better.
scalpel.....sutures......clamp......ooopss......pen.......death certificate....
Medical definition: Barium. What you do if CPR fails.
Medical definition: Dilate. To live too long.