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Medical Jokes - Page 1

Here is our selection of jokes and funny stories about the medical profession. There are 15 jokes in this category.
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Medical Jokes
George: Is your father still in the hospital?
William: Yes. He's in the Expensive Care Unit.
Medical Jokes
Head Nurse: How is that new patient doing?
Nurse: He's a real pain. Yesterday he cried all day just because he lost four teeth.
Head Nurse: What's wrong with that? I'd be pretty upset if I lost four teeth.
Nurse: From his comb?
Medical Jokes
Do you suffer from Dan Druff?
Well, just tell him to go away and leave you alone.
Medical Jokes
What blood type are pessimists?
Medical Jokes
An applicant was being interviewed for admission to a famous medical school. "Tell me," inquired the interviewer, "where do you expect to be in ten years time?"
"Well, let's see," replied the student. "It's Wednesday afternoon so I guess that I'll be on the golf course by now.
Medical Jokes
Which famous Dutch painter always had a very bad cold?
Vincent Van Cough.
Medical Jokes
Last night I was going to kill myself by swallowing a handful of asprins - but after taking the first two I felt much better.
Medical Jokes
scalpel.....sutures......clamp......ooopss......pen.......death certificate....
Medical Jokes
Medical definition: Barium. What you do if CPR fails.
Medical Jokes
Medical definition: Dilate. To live too long.

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