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Doctor, Doctor, I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I keep losing my temper with people.
Doctor: Tell me about your problem.
Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid idiot!
Doctor: Tell me about your problem.
Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid idiot!
Doctor: Have you ever had this problem before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, you've got it again!
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, you've got it again!
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a slice of bread.
Doctor: You need to stop loafing around.
Doctor: You need to stop loafing around.
Doctor, doctor, I've got a little sty.
Well, you'd better buy a little pig for it then.
Well, you'd better buy a little pig for it then.
Doctor, doctor. I think that I'm turning into a baby cat.
I think you're just kitten me.
I think you're just kitten me.
Patient: This morning, I was walking across a field and was trampled by some cows.
Doctor: So I herd.
Doctor: So I herd.
Doctor: How did you get here so quickly?
Patient: Flu.
Patient: Flu.
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pencil.
Doctor: Can we get to the point?
Doctor: Can we get to the point?
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm the invisible man
Well, I can't see you now.
Well, I can't see you now.
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a bee," a man once complained to the physician. To which the physician replied, "Well, buzz off then!
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I keep thinking that I'm a crossword puzzler.
Doctor: Is it getting you down?
Doctor: Is it getting you down?