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Jokes About Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing into the future.
When did this first happen?
Next Tuesday.
Jokes About Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I keep losing my memory.
When did you first notice it?
When did I first notice what?
Jokes About Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a dustbin.
Don't talk rubbish.
Jokes About Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snail.
Don't worry, we'll soon have you out of your shell.
Jokes About Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a frog
Go on, hop it!
Jokes About Doctors
Doctor, doctor, these pills you gave me for BO are no use.
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping from under my arms.
Jokes About Doctors
Doctor, doctor! I feel like a sheep.
That's baaaaaad.
Jokes About Doctors
Doctor, doctor! I'm becoming invisible.
Yes I can see you're not all there.
Jokes About Doctors
A boy called the doctor..
"Doctor, doctor come quick, my younger brother has just swallowed my pen."
"I'll be right over - what are you doing in the meantime?"
"I'm using a pencil..."
Jokes About Doctors
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pencil.
Doctor: Can you get to the point.

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