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Jokes About Doctors - Page 9
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Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before retiring.
Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm sixty-five?
Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm sixty-five?
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a laptop computer.
You're just run down, let me give you some vitamins.
No, thanks. But perhaps you could recharge my batteries.
You're just run down, let me give you some vitamins.
No, thanks. But perhaps you could recharge my batteries.
Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet!
Well, you do look a site.
Well, you do look a site.
Doctor, doctor, what's the best cure for water on the knee?
A tap on the ankle.
A tap on the ankle.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I've been here before.
Oh, no, not you again.
Oh, no, not you again.
Doctor, Doctor, what can I do about my broken leg?
Limp.
Limp.
What did the doctor say to the tonsil?
You look so cute, I would like to take you out.
You look so cute, I would like to take you out.
Doctor: I will examine you for twenty dollars.
Patient: Go ahead Doctor. If you find it you can have it.
Patient: Go ahead Doctor. If you find it you can have it.
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing frogs in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Don't worry, it's only a hoptical illusion.
Doctor: Don't worry, it's only a hoptical illusion.
Doctor, doctor. Every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.
Ok, how long have you been having these Disney spells?
Ok, how long have you been having these Disney spells?