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Doctor, Doctor, I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!

Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I keep losing my temper with people.
Doctor: Tell me about your problem.
Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid idiot!

Doctor: Have you ever had this problem before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, you've got it again!

Doctor, doctor, I've got a little sty.
Well, you'd better buy a little pig for it then.

Doctor, doctor. I think that I'm turning into a baby cat.
I think you're just kitten me.

Patient: This morning, I was walking across a field and was trampled by some cows.
Doctor: So I herd.

Doctor: How did you get here so quickly?
Patient: Flu.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pencil.
Doctor: Can we get to the point?

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm the invisible man
Well, I can't see you now.

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a bee," a man once complained to the physician. To which the physician replied, "Well, buzz off then!

Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I keep thinking that I'm a crossword puzzler.
Doctor: Is it getting you down?

Patient: Doctor, I feel very ill. I think that I ate too many oysters last night.
Doctor: Were the oysters fresh?
Patient: I don't know if they were fresh or not.
Doctor: What did they look like when you opened them?
Patient: You mean you have to open them?

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