Home / Jokes About Doctors / Jokes About Doctors - Page 5

Jokes About Doctors - Page 5

Here are more of our jokes and funny stories about doctors.

This is page 5 of 16. Showing jokes 41 to 50

Jokes About Doctors
Patient: Doctor, I've just swallowed a spoon.
Doctor: Well, sit down and don't stir yourself.
Jokes About Doctors
Patient: Doctor, I keep seeing double.
Doctor: Please sit on the couch.
Patient: Which one?
Jokes About Doctors
Fred visits an eye doctor. The receptionist asks him what the problem is. Fred says, "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes."
The receptionist asks, "Have you ever seen a doctor?"
Fred replies, "No, just spots."
Submitted by: WJ
Jokes About Doctors
Patient: Doctor, you must help me, I've gone crazy about cricket.
Doctor: How's that?
Patient: Not out!
Jokes About Doctors
Patient: If the doctor can't see me right away, I'm leaving.
Nurse: Calm yourself down. What's wrong with you?
Patient: I have a serious wait problem.
Submitted by: Brian
Jokes About Doctors
George: "Do you know what Dr Williams's specializes in?"
Tom: Yeah, he diagnoses wallets."
Jokes About Doctors
The Doctor received a frantic phone call from Mr. Jones who explained that his wife, who always slept with her mouth open, had a mouse caught in her throat.
"Don't worry, I'll be over in a few minutes," said the doctor. "In the meantime, try waving a piece of cheese in front of her mouth."
When the doctor arrived, he found Mr Jones waving a large fish in front of his wife's face.
"What on earth are you doing?" exclaimed the doctor.
"I told you to wave cheese. Mice don't like fish."
"I know," Mr Jones gasped, "but I need to get the cat out first.
Jokes About Doctors
An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, should perform the operation. As he was about to go under the anesthetic he asked to speak to his son.
"Yes, Dad, what is it?"
"Now, don't be nervous, son do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me ..your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife."
Submitted by: Billy
Jokes About Doctors
Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before you retire.
Patient: You mean I don't need to take another bath until I'm sixty-five?
Jokes About Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Buzz off. Can't you see that I'm busy?

You are currently on page 5 of 16

First Previous 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 Next Last