'Did you recover from your operation?'
'Not yet. The doctor says I still have two more payments.'
'I can't pay your bill, Doctor. As you told me, I slowed down and lost my job!'
'Well, Doc. How do I stand?'
' I don't know. It's a miracle.'
The doctor felt the patient's purse and admitted that he could do nothing.
This doctor turned kidnapper but failed because nobody could read the ransom notes.
When I complained to my doctor about insomnia, he sent me home to sleep it off.
When I informed my doctor about my memory loss, he insisted that I pay in advance.
'Could you pay for an operation if I thought one was necessary?'
' Would you find it necessary, Doc, if I couldn't pay for it?'
'Did someone take your pulse?'
' No, Doc. I still have it.'
'My doctor said I have insomnia.'
' Well, don't lose any sleep over it.'
'The test shows that you're a kleptomaniac.'
'What can I take for it, Doctor?'
'Why can't you take me along on your trip?'
' Look, honey, the doctor said I should not take anything along that — disagrees with me.'