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Jokes About Doctors
Patient: Doctor, what is the best way to prevent diseases which are caused by biting insects?
Doctor: Don't bite any.
Jokes About Doctors
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog.
Sit!
Jokes About Doctors
Did you hear about the man who went to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head?
The doctor gave him some cream to put on it.
Jokes About Doctors
Patient: Please help me Doctor. Whenever I look at my dog I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Relax. Your dog is a Dalmatian.
Jokes About Doctors
Patient: Doctor, I'm feeling really nervous! This is the first I've had an operation.
Doctor: I know just how you feel. You're my first patient!
Jokes About Doctors
Patient: Doctor, what is the best thing to do when you hear ringing your ear?
Doctor: Answer it.
Jokes About Doctors
Patient: I have a splinter in my finger.
Doctor: Well, that's what you get for scratching your head.
Jokes About Doctors
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a window.
Doctor: Tell me where the pane is.
Jokes About Doctors
Patient: Doctor, will you treat me?
Doctor: Definitely not! You'll have to pay just like every other patient.
Jokes About Doctors
Patient: Doctor, my stomach really hurts!
Doctor: Oh stop bellyaching will you!

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