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Jokes About Doctors - Page 4
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Patient: Doctor, I feel like a window.
Doctor: Tell me where the pane is.
Doctor: Tell me where the pane is.
Patient: Doctor, will you treat me?
Doctor: Definitely not! You'll have to pay just like every other patient.
Doctor: Definitely not! You'll have to pay just like every other patient.
Patient: Doctor, my stomach really hurts!
Doctor: Oh stop bellyaching will you!
Doctor: Oh stop bellyaching will you!
Patient: Doctor, I think that I'm a cup of coffee.
Doctor: Oh, do perk up and don't be such a drip.
Doctor: Oh, do perk up and don't be such a drip.
Patient: Doctor, doctor. I keep thinking I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.
Doctor: You must be joking.
Patient: I want you to tell me the truth, doctor. Am I going to get better?
Doctor: Why, of course you are. You're going to get better even if it costs every penny you have.
Doctor: Why, of course you are. You're going to get better even if it costs every penny you have.
The doctor checked the patient's purse before deciding that there was no hope.
Husband: Doc, can you examine my wife, I think her mind is finally gone!
Doctor: Why do you think that?
Husband: It must be, she's been giving me a piece of it every day for the last 18 years!
Doctor: Why do you think that?
Husband: It must be, she's been giving me a piece of it every day for the last 18 years!
Patient: I think I'm turning into a baby cat.
Doctor: I think your just kitten me.
Doctor: I think your just kitten me.
Submitted by: JJ
Patient: I feel like a sheet of music.
Doctor: Please wait a minute while I look at your notes.
Doctor: Please wait a minute while I look at your notes.